ok so yeah we've talked about alastor flirting w lucifer in french not knowing he understands it but you know what other hc we need to talk about.
charlie also knowing french (courtesy of lilith), lucifer & alastor mutually flirting in french and she has to be subjected to listening to them shamelessly flirt in front of her because they dont know she understands them
For the "appleradio fake screenshot" suggestions: Lucifer protecting/szving Alastor from Adam? Or Luci carrying Al like a Princess while flying? Please? 👀
your wish is my command uvu
had to make it biblically accurate to the characters 🤌 i shan’t have it any other way
lucifer jumping and trying to reach a box of cereal in a cabinet too high for him. alastor sees him struggling and goes over to get the box. he then proceeds to walk off while eating from the box. it's one of those sugary cereals too, probably marshmallows or sum shit, so alastor hates it. but oh will he take any chance to be a petty bitch to lucifer