I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”
Aren’t people who get married embarrassed at their wedding? I would be so embarrassed at everyone looking at me and listening to me talk about how much I love the other person. I’m gonna turn to them and say why don’t you all mind your own business