A new adventure starts

Reminder to myself never to post anything political right before I go to bed, because if I do I’m going to wake up the next morning to eight hours worth of unhinged discourse in my notifications that could have entirely been prevented by a single well-placed block in the first fifteen minutes, if I’d been awake to do so.

peak twitter moment for me was when someone told me the first-person pronouns in my game rulebook was me cultivating a parasocial relationship with the reader, everything has been downhill since then

this is what tumblr was meant for.

02-24-2022

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im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

Now that’s funny Mister Kaiba because, y'see, I got one of them face down cards, what are they called again…? My wife made me learn the game to play with her recently, so I’m still a bit of a newcomer if you will… Ah, that’s right! A trap card.

(from @NeoclassicalSu1)

I GUESS NEVERMIND THEN

I’m just so glad cowboys can’t make me have to guess right 3 times in a row to not get hit by a 400 damage combo anymore

Smashing genders together at high speeds and analysing the byproducts to discover two (2) theorised but previously unobserved kinds of boy, three (3) novel isotopes of girl, and also for some reason one (1) frog in a stylish hat.

The bixexual urge to make a throuple with a cute depressed little emo boyfriend who wants to die and is gloomy all the time who i found on the dumpster and then a super active tomboy girlfriend who has a large dog forces us to go to the gym and starts wrestling us out of nowhere to stay in the relationship for like 2 months to make sure they love each other then break up but still stay friends so i can see them being cute and wholesome together from upclose without being directly involved-AAAHhh

"ur in a transitional period of ur life rn" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! TRANSITION DEEZ actually post cancelled i just almost said deez nuts in anger. i think i need to look deep within myself and make a change.

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

BABA IS YOU

they might pick you up instead

cats are small and you can pick them up

wondering whom shes talking to loved how the bg came out so attaching it too

Well this is a great opportunity to show that side of yourself and build trust! Maybe it's the start of a beautiful and blossoming friendship! :D

my roommate is sick rn and i’m like fighting off the coddling instincts with a knife because we don’t have that kind of relationship