also i think it's funny how tumblr was like "you can pay to see someone's posts" and we were all like FUCK you and they were like "... pay to... inflict your own posts... on others?" and we were like
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overprotective
Iâm sure Edwardâs tendency toward overprotection is largely due to Jasperâs. But the funny thing is, in Jasperâs case it never seems to work?
â-1950â-
Jasper: These Cullens sound nice but you donât know vampires like I do. We need to keep our distance.
Alice: Youâre right, it would be crazy to go put myself in danger with a vampire Iâve never met just because my visions said it was my destiny.
Jasper: Hi everyone weâre here to join the fam
â-In Calgaryâ-
Jasper: Mariaâs coming?! Youâre staying a million miles away from this.
Alice: But if I donât meet her how am I going to be able to use my gift for surveillance in the future?
Jasper: *scowl* I hate when you get all realistic.
â-Twilightâ-
Jasper: I wonât allow Alice to live in danger. This Bella kid is toast.
Alice: Donât you dare, sheâs my new best friend!
Jasper: toast aborted ma'am
â-New Moonâ-
Jasper: Over my dead body are you going alone to Volterra!
Alice: lol Iâm already on the plane
â-Eclipseâ-
Jasper: *rawr* No newborns near my Alice!
Alice: Would you stop getting in my way?!
Jasper: *gets bitten up like a chew toy*
â-Breaking Dawn Part 1â-
Jasper: Listen, when the birth starts I want you out of the house. Iâll take care of the mini-monster.
Alice: What do you think for the babyâs wallpaper? Bunnies or ducks?
Jasper: *sigh* ducks.
â-Breaking Dawn Part 2â-
Jasper: Escape to South America and safety while everyone else gets killed? I mean wow, but itâs nice to see you finally taking the danger so ser-
Alice: Silly, weâre just looking for backup! Weâre going right back.
Jasper: The hell we are! Youâre safe here!
Jasper: Hey guys weâre back. What, did you think we would just abandon you?
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âYou'll see my face in every place
But you can't catch me nowâ
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kot - a regular cat
koshka - a regular female cat
kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet
kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady
kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady
kisâ - just a dork, controlled by aliens
kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat
kotenâka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to deathÂ
kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories
kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if itâs even a catÂ
koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him
kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella.Â
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Inktober 2023
Day 10 - Sirin
"Cry, Sirin, bird-maiden,
The night's ahead."
(WaveWind - "Sirin")
P.S.: I'm well aware of how the "songbirds" are depicted in folklore - this is a conscious leap to the side ;P
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Oh no
And can you tell me was it worth it?
Baby, I don't want to know
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