I hate Demetrius and no one will change my mind on him. I. Fucking. Hate. Him. Literally just a day since Seb moved into the farm and he is planning on doing a damn lab IN HIS ROOM. Isn't it enough with the cave on MY FARM for your fruits/mushrooms? Go and love your woman I hope Robin leaves you in the next update.

Maru: Farming must be pretty easy, huh?

Farmer, who just lost $2,000 worth of crops because they miscalculated how long they'd take to grow:

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

The cat is waiting for his interview and the newscaster won’t stop laughing. How rude and unprofessional

the reason it’s so awesome when the bass at a concert replaces your pulse is that it’s the closest you can get to someone breaking open your ribs and squeezing your heart really hard in their fist

"What I really wanted to say was that a monster is not such a terrible thing to be. From the Latin root monstrum, a divine messenger of catastrophe, then adapted by the Old French to mean an animal of myriad origins: centaur, griffin, satyr. To be a monster is to be a hybrid signal, a lighthouse: both shelter and warning at once." - On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

idk if this whole being alive thing is for me honestly

You're not worth less because you're less productive, don't have a job, are mentally ill, are less mature, less sucessful, are not married, don't have kids, don't have savings, and so on. It doesn't define you.

No offense but where are the male porn bots

two idiots

life is about doing arts & crafts btw

Tumblr DO's and DON'Ts

DO

• whatever you want forever

DON'T

•

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

the hierarchy of compliments goes like this:

drunk girls in the bathroom complimenting your outfit

little kids complimenting literally anything about u

little old ladies at the checkout till

librarians on your reading choices

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer