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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 4 years

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"Hey grandpa you still here?" - Sam at wendys

Always

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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I like ya kid. Take as many as you want as long as you keep sweeping

I’m watching you

#it depends on the one!#i hadnt been in one until i worked at ir #apparently i cant type #you arent missing too muc

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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Let me take your fucking order

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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You better start sweeping.

I’m watching you

#dISGUSTED #i forgive tou #i literally used to work at one!#wooo #it wasnt fun

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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Fuck you

You wish

#jigsaw #jigsawsatwafflehouse #john kramer #slashersworkfastfood #saw #slashers #waffle house #horror

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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I think you should hand them back now

I’m watching you

#tHEY MADE FRESH! HOW DARE TOU ACCUSE #ahendhenxbejnzs

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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I’m watching you

#jigsaw #jigsawsatwafflehouse #john kramer #slashersworkfastfood #saw #slashers #waffle house #horror

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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MOD POST

Hi! Coming back I’d like to introduce myself, to people I haven’t met and to reinstate to those I have! It’s so nice to meet you all and I’m super excited to be back, I know I’ve said it before but I’m more stable now and happier! Included is my face reveal because well, why not. Hopefully I’ll get to talk to all of you!

With love- Trick ❤️

#face reveal #womp womp womp #jigsaw #jigsawsatwafflehouse #john kramer #slashersworkfastfood #slashers #saw #waffle house #horror #tags #sorry about my face

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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He smiles and pulls away to get a good look at her, resting a hand on her shoulder “So are you going to show me around?”

This is John, Yes. I’m still at Waffle House, Are you still around?

(@jigsawsatwafflehouse )

She turns around,her expression turns into a happy delight as she excuses herself to head over to john.

Tanner looked much more different than usual,maybe its the hair? Or the way her eyes slit? Nah it HAS to be the new taste in fashion is all.

"Hello john dearie! I am still here yes,if i wasnt here then i would be somewhere else but luckily i am not!" She sounded a bit more chippier than usual,her smile more wider with a hint of giddy in her posture.

Disoite whatever maddness she stumbled into she had a authentic happiness seeing john.

"Traps still work i hope? No fun if they didn't. Hows the wafflehouse? My brain is exploding with enthusiasm!'

#how have you been???

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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He happily hugs back, smiling at her with a big smile “You look beautiful as always! I always thought you’d make a great entity”

This is John, Yes. I’m still at Waffle House, Are you still around?

(@jigsawsatwafflehouse )

She turns around,her expression turns into a happy delight as she excuses herself to head over to john.

Tanner looked much more different than usual,maybe its the hair? Or the way her eyes slit? Nah it HAS to be the new taste in fashion is all.

"Hello john dearie! I am still here yes,if i wasnt here then i would be somewhere else but luckily i am not!" She sounded a bit more chippier than usual,her smile more wider with a hint of giddy in her posture.

Disoite whatever maddness she stumbled into she had a authentic happiness seeing john.

"Traps still work i hope? No fun if they didn't. Hows the wafflehouse? My brain is exploding with enthusiasm!'

#ahsjwbdjend #its glad to be back!

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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Guys, we were wrong all this time

Papa’s fucking ripped

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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He smiles, and opens his arms warmly for an embrace “It’s so lovely to see you again, I’ve missed you.. of course they work, it wouldn’t be me if they didnt”

This is John, Yes. I’m still at Waffle House, Are you still around?

(@jigsawsatwafflehouse )

She turns around,her expression turns into a happy delight as she excuses herself to head over to john.

Tanner looked much more different than usual,maybe its the hair? Or the way her eyes slit? Nah it HAS to be the new taste in fashion is all.

"Hello john dearie! I am still here yes,if i wasnt here then i would be somewhere else but luckily i am not!" She sounded a bit more chippier than usual,her smile more wider with a hint of giddy in her posture.

Disoite whatever maddness she stumbled into she had a authentic happiness seeing john.

"Traps still work i hope? No fun if they didn't. Hows the wafflehouse? My brain is exploding with enthusiasm!'

#entity! tanner #hello!!!#its been so long!#i hope you dont mind me forgetting everything #im a dummy lol #ic post #i also pulled an all nighter #0:#:D #slashers #slashersworkfastfood #horror #horrormovies #saw #jigsaw #entitys assistant #entity #womp #john kramer

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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Ultimate Horror Flick List

I know this isn’t usually my style, but 🎵it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎵

That’s right: it’s the spoopy month! Which means SPOOPY MOVIES

So I present to you:

IRONICENIGMA’S ULTIMATE HORROR FLICK LIST FOR ALL TYPES OF FILM LOVERS

1) For the Gore Hounds

•Saw series- the classic films for the guys who just wanna see some people get ripped to shreads (honestly, after the second one, they go downhill)

•Jigsaw- the more recent edition to the Saw series (this ones actually pretty good and FULL of gore)

•Hostel- Saw Studies Abroad (TM)

•Final Destination series- kinda a dumb one. The movies can be kinda dumb, but the kills are INSANE. Fun movies to watch with the gang

•Texas Chainsaw Massacre- you know it, you love it, I don’t gotta explain it

•Cannibal Holocaust- seriously messed up. Banned in multiple countries. It’s something special.

•The Midnight Meat Train- lesser known, kinda weird, super bloody

•Cabin Fever- gross disease makes you loose your skin. Nasty

•Wrong Turn- basically The Hills Have Eyes but with funner kills

2) The Classic Slashers

•Scream series- one of my faves. Classic story of small town teens with a killer on the loose. Lots of fun

•Friday the Thirteenth- do I have to tell you why this is here?

•Nightmare on Elm Street- Johnny Depp getting turned into a volcano of blood? I’m in.

•Halloween- can’t have Halloween without the movie that took the name, right?

•My Bloody Valentine (the original one)- one of my all time favorite movies. Creepy killer, great group of characters, great time

•Sleepaway Camp- infamous for its batshit ending. Kinda weird ngl, but a classic

•The Town That Dreaded Sundown- Based on a real killer. Oldie, but goodie

•Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon- different take on the slasher genre. Fun look into the life of a movie slasher

•You’re Next- badass female lead? Check. Masked murderers? Check. Family bonding? Uh sure okay

•I Know What You Did Last Summer- secrets are bad. Roll credits

3) Supernatural (demons, ghosts, etc)

•The Conjuring- it’s pretty popular, you know it

•Insidious- also popular. Moral: your body is a ghost hotel

•Sinister- classic demon: likes kids, likes brutal deaths, likes to appear in the background of pictures

•The Exorcist- obviously

•Lights Out- ghosts are scared of light, that’s all you need to know

•The Sixth Sense- not really scary. Actually pretty wholesome. In an “I see dead people” kinda way

•The Rite- priest Anthony Hopkins coughs up nails

•The Omen- aka don’t trust kids

•1408- haunted hotel room. Someone call the ghoul bois

•The Amityville Horror- based on true events. Well at least we know the murders were real and the house is creepy

•The Skeleton Key- Old People+Voodoo= bad time

•Haunting In Connecticut- also a “true” story. Don’t buy a house that used to be a morgue

•The Autopsy Of Jane Doe- boy bonds with dad over dead teenage girl

•Mama- moths are gross, ghosts are worse. Dead Mom from Beetlejuice, but now a movie

•Rosemary’s Baby- dont trust thy neighbor

•The Shinning- classic. That’s all I’ve got to say

•The Orphanage- again: creepy kids

•Stir Of Echos- Kevin Bacon sees ghosts. Must I say more?

•The Others- haunted house story with a twist ending

4) Creature Features

•Trick ‘r Treat- classic Halloween film. Fun, creepy, iconic

•The Ritual- camping trip turns bad. Monster looks really cool

•A Quiet Place- you’ve probably seen it. Jim from the office speaks sign language

•The Babadook- children’s storybook is not kid friendly

•Backcountry- bears are dangerous

•Alien- you’ve seen this already but it needs to be here

•The Descent- dont watch if your claustrophobic

•An American Werewolf In London- also a fave. Best werewolf movie ever made

•The Monster- lesser know, actually pretty good

•The Thing- classic. Super good. Based on a short story. No one can be trusted because you don’t know if they’re even them

5) Horror Comedies

•Zombieland- hysterical. Bloody. Great cast

•Cabin In The Woods- this movie is insane. Combine every horror monster ever, the Illuminati, and the Office- that’s this movie

•Shaun of the Dead- the classic horror comedy

•Scary Movie series- less horror, ridiculous comedy

•This Is The End- again, like no horror, but one of the funniest films ever

6)Found Footage (not a great genre, but some can be pretty entertaining)

•The Blair Witch Project- basically the king of the found footage films. You’ve seen it

•The Conspiracy- the Illuminati is real and they don’t like to be filmed

•Paranormal Activity series- kinda annoying to horror fans. Relies on jump scares and the characters are idiots. But if I’m doing a section on foud footage, this has to be here

•Creep- okay this movie actually really disturbed me. People are absolutely insane. Don’t meet up with people from Craigslist

•V/H/S series- basically a anthology of short horror films. Kinda fun

•Apollo 18- the government faked the moon landing because they found some crazy shit

•The Sacrament- Jonestown caught on camera

•As Above So Below- Paris Catacombs are wack

•Grave Encounters- what if Ghost Adventures actually found ghosts

•Unfriended Dark Web- lets be honest: the first one sucked. Second one is actually not bad. Take away the ghosts, add the black market

•The Poughkeepsie Tapes- lesser know, can be hard to find. Really disturbing. Basically watching a serial killer tape his crimes

•Cold Ground- Set up to look just like it’s out of the seventies. It’s pretty fun

•The Last Exorcism- priests are liers

•Quarantine- English version of [REC]. I wouldn’t say it’s great, but it’s something

•Hell House LLC.- kids set up a haunted house. People die

•The Houses October Built- again with the haunted houses. Don’t trust em

•The Bay- Cabin Fever but found footage-y

•Willow Creek- y’all gotta leave Bigfoot alone

•Lake Mungo- girl drowns, family sees her ghost. No jump scares with this one, like most found footage. Mostly just a family in mourning

•The Tunnel- if the government says to stay out, STAY OUT

•The Taking Of Deborah Logan- alzheimers itself is awful to go through, but let’s add some more spooks

•The Possession Of Michael King- another possession film? Yep they just keep comin

•The Last Broadcast- suspicious murder of tv hosts

6) Family Fun

•Hocus Pocus- okay obviously

•Beetlejuice- dark humor in a “kids” film. Most of the comedy caters to adults, but it’s an awesome film

•Corpse Bride- guy accidentally marries dead girl. Wholesome family fun

•The Nightmare Before Christmas- my fave Disney film. Super cute

•Frankenweenie- dead dog=goodest boy

•Paranorman- sixth sense but now for kids+zombies

•Coraline- Might scar some small children, but I loved it when it came out when I was 8

7) Psychological

•Midsommar- happy cult family holds a festival

•Funny Games- home invasion movie done well. No cheap thrills, just some sadistic shit

•The Strangers- dont answer the door for people wearing masks when it’s not Halloween are you crazy

•The Perfection- artistic, bloody, absolute mind fuck

•Gerald’s Game- sexy time turns not good

•Unsane- imagine being stalked and no one believes you. That’s the premise

•Triangle- ummmmmmmm wtf is happening what time is it??

•It Comes At Night- trust is bad. Paranoia is good.

•The Silence of the Lambs- my personal favorite film. Serial killer helps rookie detective find another serial killer

•Jacob’s Ladder- Vietnam vet struggles with EXTREMELY terrifying visions

AND THERE YOU GO. I have seen plenty more, so if you don’t see one you’d like on this list, hit me up with what kinda movie you’re lookin for and I’ll hook you up amigo

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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Wake the fuck up

#jigsaw #jigsawsatwafflehouse #john kramer #slashersworkfastfood #slashers #saw #waffle house #horror #pennywise #wake up #top of morning

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jigsawsatwafflehouse · 5 years

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Why is this still circulating