jessi4branchifer
Jessi😜
LETS BROOOOO-Christian-TOTALLY HUMOROUS-RARELY SERIOUS-I love all of youuuu always and forever😉-Brozonie and Trolls fan since 2016-BROPPY FOREVER PLEASE DON'T SHIP THEM WITH ANYONE ELSE ON THIS PROFILE OR ILL DIE-Clivaaaaa -I love Branch and Viva I can't with them
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CHRISTIAN
Me: Ya know, Justin Timberlake claims to be Christian.
Everyone else: NO-
Me: Yes.
Everyone: NO-
Me: Yes.
Everyone:...........
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NO-
Me: OMIGOSH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY-
I love Justin Timberlake so muchhhh help
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#john dory trolls#trolls poppy#broppy#humor#justin timberlake
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OMIGOSH THIS HAS BEEN ALL OVER WATTPAD TROLLS FANFICS RECENTLY BAHAHAHA 😆
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#john dory trolls#trolls poppy#broppy#humor#justin timberlake
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Viva: Sheesh, it's hot out today!
Clay: smirks 😏Maybe it's because you're SUH-MO-KIN'!! nudges her 😆AYE AYE GET IT? LIKE UR HOT? SMOKIN'?
Viva: 😐Yeah, imma go...
John Dory: walks up That's the most painful thing I have ever watched😑- yet it brought me the most joy I've ever known 😌
I like to believe that both Branch and Clay need to work on their pick-up lines haha! ♥️♥️♥️-@jessi4branchifer
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#john dory trolls#trolls poppy#trolls clay#trolls cliva#cliva#viva trolls#trolls viva#clay trolls#trolls john dory#humor
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FAVORITE
Some Random Person: What's your favorite movie?
Me: Trolls Band Together😃
Some Random Person: Okay, do you need therapy then?😐
Me: Yes.😃
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#john dory trolls#trolls poppy#broppy#trolls clay#humor#i am crazy#why do I love this movie sm i need helpppp
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MY HEART😱💀-
I still can’t believe I haven’t watched trolls 3
#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#tiny diamond#trolls branch#trolls poppy#YOU REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE
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rio fans where u at
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MIGRATION
So I finally watched that movie about the ducks...
I swear, the whole time I was thinking "this is the future Broppy family"
I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH THAT MOVIE
they're such a cute family :3
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#broppy#trolls poppy#migration movie#mack mallard#pam mallard#they're so cute#i love this movie#please watch this
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CONFIDENT
John Dory: I can't believe 3 out of my 4 bros have lovers and I don't have one! Why don't girls like me?☹️
Floyd: Maybe you should be more confident in your approaches toward them.🤔
John Dory: Hmm... I'll try that. walks up to a random girl troll Hey, babe. You, me, courthouse, now.😏😎
Floyd: John, that's not what I meant.😐
Branch: No, no, I wanna see how this plays out 🤨
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#john dory trolls#trolls floyd#humor#dating#courthouse
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DAUGHTER
~At the Hospital~
Doctor: Branch and Poppy- congratulations! It's a girl!! hands their newborn daughter to Poppy
Poppy: squeals
Branch: 😦
Poppy: Honey! She looks just like you! Wanna hold her?!
Branch: 😦
Poppy: Branch?
Branch: 😦Huh? Oh uhh yeahhh... flushes
Poppy: holds out their baby girl Here! 😃
The Baby Girl: giggles cutely 🥰
Branch: holds out arms to hold her 😦
Doctor: Oh boy- 🙄
Branch: suddenly faints before the girl could get in his arms 💀
Poppy: Uhm- Branch? 😐
Doctor: sighs Don't worry, this is totally normal 🤦♂️Just gimme a minute-
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#broppy#trolls poppy#humor#new baby
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Judging
Most People On Earth: Don't love trolls and cartoons, that's silly and immature!! It's a movie for little kids! Don't act like a young child!😠
Jesus: Those who keep a child-like heart are closest to the kingdom of God 😇
The Trolldom: Yah, I think we all know who we gonna listen to...
😎We're so cool we even have Jesus on our side.🤣 -@jessi4branchifer
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#broppy#trolls poppy#john dory trolls#trolls clay#trolls spruce#trolls bruce#humor#silly#chritianity#christian humor
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Some teenage Ivy sillies.
I know Branch has feelings about being treated and seen as a baby by his brothers, but I can see him struggling with being mildly overprotective to his own daughter as she grows up. A lesson he has to learn while on the journey of fatherhood lol
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DONUTS
Branch: Okay, who ate all the powdered sugar donuts I bought for Poppy?
Floyd: Not me.
Clay: I didn't.
Bruce: Nope.
they all turn to John Dory who is completely covered in powdered sugar
John Dory: I didn't, man, I don't even like powdered sugar. I hate it when people just don't admit to something, it's so annoying. Just admit you did something wrong, we won't hate you or anything! coughs from all the powdered sugar in his face I mean, like...I don't even like donuts.
Branch: sighs Sure.
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#john dory trolls#trolls clay#trolls bruce#they're so silly#humor trolls
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In Our Eyes - A John Dory & Fem. Reader Fanfic -Part One
This story is a request from @sweetgirl15161819 ❤️ SHE ASKED ME ABOUT IT A BAJILLION YEARS AGO AND IM JUST NOW PUBLISHING IT IM SO SORRY!
I rlly hope that the second part will come out WAY sooner.
This is my first time posting a fanfic that includes the reader so it's a bit different than most. Like how this part of the story does not have the reader yet- just an introduction to John Dory. I do want to tell you that I am not having the reader fall for John Dory or anything, I just couldn't do that, IM SORRY but they will be rlly close friends! I really hope you like it! - Jessi ❤️
John Dory bolted up in bed, sweating, gasping for air that seemed to be lacking in his sleep. The dream, which had caused him so much stress, and the images he had seen only a few seconds before through closed eyelids, disappeared suddenly. He couldn't remember why he was so exhausted and scared and-- full of guilt?
He needed to fix up. Now.
He looked around wondering where he was. Within seconds, he remembered.
In the bunker.
With his brothers.
He had to admit that it did feel weird to be sleeping in a place that wasn't on the hard ground outside or on the scratchy couch inside of Rhonda, but hey, he wasn't complaining. He actually got a bed here, and his room was just as crazily decorated as Rhonda was, and it actually felt like home.
When Branch had suggested that they all sleep in the rooms he had designed for each of them specifically when they first entered Pop Village, all of them had been ecstatic, especially Clay.
John Dory smiled as he remembered Clay's excited exclamations: "YOU HAVE A BUNKER?! NO FLIPPIN' WAY! Can I get the bedroom on the lowest level?! Man, this place would be perfect in case of fires and earthquakes in the village!"
Branch had, indeed, given Clay the bedroom on the lowest level, near his. Floyd was given the bedroom right across from John Dory and Bruce, for whenever he came to visit and stay a bit for tours, was given the one closest to the kitchen, just like he had asked.
Just the memories of the "ooh's" and "ahh's" brought more smiles to John Dory's face. He was proud of his baby bro and said so to him that day.
Branch had just shrugged. "It was all I had to do, I guess."
He had walked away toward Floyd and continued talking and laughing like he hadn't said anything important, but John had stayed there, processing what his brother had just admitted.
Branch would have had something way better to do if he hadn't left him. He probably would have a normal pod and happier life, despite how happy Branch seemed to be so far.
If only...
John Dory got out of bed and went down the elevator toward the bathroom. He washed his face and stared at himself.
"You've got this, JD. You can conquer the world. Believe it and do it." He had quoted this to himself every morning for about twenty years, ever since BroZone had started.
He only really half-believed it though.
John Dory wasn't surprised to see Bruce already in the kitchen, as he always was up by 6 in the morning, before the sun was up. Usually, when John slept in, he'd be awakened by the sweet smells that always drifted from this section of the bunker. They had only been living in this bunker for a few months, but they already seemed to be in a comfortable routine.
Bruce was humming happily as he opened the oven door and slid something in there. He jumped when he saw John Dory standing there, at the door.
"Oh! Hello." He eyes his older bro suspiciously. "You usually aren't up for another 5 hours." Suddenly he rushed toward John Dory, hand outstretched to feel his forehead. "ARE YOU SICK?!!?! DON'T WORRY I BROUGHT EXTRA ELDERBERY SYRUP IF YOU-"
"Bruce! Dude, I'm fine!" John Dory backed away from his touch, annoyed.
Bruce stopped and chuckled. "Sorry. Dad instincts."
John Dory sat down at the breakfast nook. "What're you making?"
"Coffee cake with a sour cream glaze."
"Oooo, that sounds delicious!!" John Dory's stomach gave a rumble.
Bruce laughed. "Seems that your stomach agreed with you." He sat across from John, and examined him for a bit. "John, have you been getting any sleep lately? You have circles under your eyes."
John Dory shrugged. He didn't mention how he had woken up from the same dream every night without ever finding out what it was.
Bruce, realizing John Dory wasn't about to give him a real answer, stood up again. "If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. You know that, right?"
John Dory glared at him. "Stop talking to me like I'm your twelve year old daughter."
Bruce grinned. "Well, sometimes you act like her."
John Dory stood up and whacked him with a dish towel. Bruce chuckled, snatched the dish towel away, and hit him back.
Suddenly they were in a full-force dish towel war, laughing and falling over, getting up again, and taking the towel away from the other.
Gradually, Clay, Floyd, and Branch emerged from their rooms, all in their bathrobes and looking as if they just arose from the dead.
"What in the world is going on?" Clay asked, annoyed. "A man needs his beauty sleep."
Floyd stared at him. "Please don't ever say that again."
Branch stood in-between the two older brothers. "Okay, guys, can you chill out for a bit? It's like six in the morning!"
"Yeah, John! What're you doing up this early anyway? I thought you-- OMIGOSH IS THAT COFFEE CAKE WITH SOUR CREAM GLAZE?!" Clay ran toward the oven and stared at the cake through the window into the oven. "It's so beautiful..."
Floyd grinned. "Well, I'm glad you guys are in good moods at least."
John Dory scoffed. "I'm always in a good mood."
Branch rolled his eyes. "Alright, well, as we're up we might as well start on chores until breakfast is ready."
"Aww," sighed all of the brothers.
Branch held out his checklist. "I have a whole list of things to do today. Don't worry, it'll go by quickly."
Floyd raised an eyebrow. "Branch, that list is like five feet long."
Branch nodded. "Yeah, and last time it was five feet and two inches long. You're welcome."
"Hold up, Branch," John Dory said. "We've been doing your stupid list ever since we came to the bunker. Can we at least get a day's worth of rest?"
"You haven't been living here very long," Branch explained. "And if you live here you should help take care of it. And it's not stupid."
John Dory took the list from Branch.
"Hey!" Branch reached for it.
John Dory laughed. "Yeah! It says 'take a break all day' right here!" he pointed at a section on the list.
"Where?" the other brothers crowded around.
Branch groaned. "No, it doesn't!"
"It does! Right there, in invisible ink!"
His brothers laughed and all disappeared in different directions.
"Hey! Wait!" Branch cried out. "Guys, I have a busy day today! I need someone to help me take care of the bunker!"
"We'll do it later!" they said casually over their shoulders.
"Chill, Branch! It's not that big of a deal!" John Dory assured her. "I promise we'll do it sometime after lunch!"
Branch sighed and stared at his bros, who all disappeared once again into their room. Then he turned to Bruce, who was still standing in the kitchen.
"Ugh, lemme guess, I'm stuck with the list again?" Bruce sighed.
Branch was about to say "yes" but then stopped. No, John Dory had said he would do the list after lunch. Just because Bruce was the only one mature enough to stay didn't mean he had to be stuck with the hard tasks.
Plus, he was making coffee cake.
"No, I guess not." He sighed. "I trust John. He said he'll do the list later. I hope he will."
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Of course, John Dory had forgotten. His day had been completely full of nonsense and fun. He didn't have time to think of the list at all.
After getting completely dressed he had eaten the coffee cake (it had been delicious, by the way), then he had gone out into Trollstopia to walk down the street in slow-motion while tons of girls begged for his autograph. After that he went to Poppy's pod where he knew they were holding a leader's meeting to tease and annoy Delta Dawn, who always rewarded him with shouts and threats, which always made him want to annoy her more.
After that he went out to lunch and took a nap in the sun at the bay. Afterward he went out to dinner, and then got back to the bunker in time to see Branch- finishing up the list with the rest of the bros.
Branch frowned at him when he saw him. "Where in the world have you been?"
John Dory shrugged. "Places. Why are you guys doing my jobs?"
"Because you weren't back in time to finish them," Floyd responded. "They were supposed to be done about-" he checked his hugtime watch, "-two hours ago maybe? Possibly three?"
"Thanks, Mom," John Dory teased.
"John, it's not funny." Branch crossed his arms. "You guys all promised to do it after lunch and it's almost 8:30 now."
"But it's after lunch!" John Dory grinned.
None of his younger brothers smiled.
"John Dory, I think you need to work on your promises," Bruce suggested. "Don't say your going to do stuff if you're not."
"I think that's a smart idea, Bruce," Clay agreed, shooting John Dory a nasty glance. "We all had our big amount of chores to do, and you just made our days longer by forcing us to do your work."
"I'm sorry, guys!" John Dory groaned, exasperated. "It was just one day of relaxation. Didn't think it was that big of a deal!"
Branch sighed then checked his watch. "I need to go. I was supposed to see Poppy for lunch and then had a few meetings with other people later, but I had to reschedule all but one."
John Dory bit his lip as he watched Branch trudge towards his room. He did look pretty exhausted.
"John, you need to make it up to Branch." Clay brought him back to the present.
"What?! It was one day!"
"No, it wasn't." Bruce shook his head. "You've been avoiding the chores since we've came here. Branch is pretty busy. He offers to help Poppy with her duties, and now he also helps Viva with her work sometimes too. He does help with the plumbing jobs around the village and such, and he now is part of our boyband and does part of the songwriting. He needs help with little things like this. It's not that hard."
John Dory rolled his eyes. He had never really thought about what Branch did around the village before they had come back. But still, if he had managed it before, why did he need so much help now?
"John Dory?"
He looked at Floyd, who was raising an eyebrow at him.
"Did you hear what Bruce said?"
John Dory sighed. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I have to do? Finish with the stupid chores? Do them all tomorrow?"
Clay thought for a bit. "Honestly, the meeting Branch is going to now isn't one he wants to go to. It's like an interviewer or someone for BroZone. She wanted to specifically talk to Branch, but Branch did mention to me how she said you were her second favorite member. Maybe you could go to the meeting instead and Branch could still go see Poppy?"
"That's a good idea!" Floyd agreed. "John Dory, what do you think?"
John Dory considered. He was exhausted and talking people was one of the last things he wanted to do right now. But maybe all he would have to do was say how amazing he was and then cut it short and leave.
He guessed he could do that. Then things could get back to normal.
"Okay, sure. I'll do that," he agreed. "Just give me a second."
He went to Branch's room and knocked on the door.
"Yeah?" came the response.
"It's me. I wanted to say I'm sorry about today and that I'll go to your meeting for you if you'd prefer."
Branch poked his head out. "Really? She said she wanted to talk to me specifically."
"Pfft, it's fine. She'll barely notice the difference."
Branch looked as if John Dory had just insulted him. "Okay. Whatever. Here's the address." He handed John a slip of paper. "Prepare for a lot of questions."
"I've got this, don't worry." John Dory assured him.
Branch didn't look assured. "If you say anything stupid about us-"
"I won't! Chill, bro! I've got this!" John Dory winked. "When was the last time I failed you?"
Branch sighed and rubbed his temple. "That seems to be all your doing to me lately." Then he shut his door again.
John Dory stood there, stunned and dazed.
Wait. What did he just say?
I know this isn't how most stories that include the reader start, but this is my first time doing this and I thought it was a different and fun idea. The next part will be centered more around the reader, I promise. This was fun to write, IT JUST TOOK ME SO DARN LONG
Be on the lookout for Part Two! If you request it in the comments, I'll tag you when I publish it.
Thanks for reading so far! -@jessi4branchifer
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#trolls branch#dreamworks trolls#john dory trolls#trolls clay#trolls bruce#trolls brozone#branch x poppy#branch trolls#reader fic#thanks for the request!#long story lol#this took way too long
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I only say it's Sunday bc that's how calanders start 😌😃
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FLOYD'S AGE- lets do some math...
okay, guys, imma do a bit of math with y'all-
Floyd's age:
Okay so uhhh, I'm going to say he's about 15 when BroZone breaks up (I believe that he was older, but Imma say he's 15 so he can be as young as possible in the final results)
Now, he leaves Branch and let's say it's about a year or so when their grandma dies (again, I believe it was probs about two, but I want Floyd to be as young as possible). So, he was 16 when she died.
Now, let's say it was another year (cuz Trollstice was only once a year, right, it had to be at least a year) before the trolls escaped the troll tree. Now he is 17 years old.
Okay, now we know that it's exactly or around 20 years after the troll-tree escape before the events in the first movie.
SO NOW FLOYD IS 37 YEARS OLD.
I personally believe that TWT happened a year after the events of the first Trolls movie.
So let's just say he's 38 YEARS OLD NOW.
SO GUYS- FLOYD IS PROBABLY ABOUT 20 YEARS OLDER THAN VELVET AND/OR VENEER
EWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS SO WEIRD HOW CRAZY IS THAT OMIGOSH
So Floyd's age is basically 37 years old or older.
Omigosh, my boi's so old😱. I can't 😭 He's about 14 years older than Branch. EW EW EW.
I'm proud of myself for this math, but assuming that all the BroZone bois are all only a year apart, JOHN DORY IS 40 YEARS OLD
EEEK. AAACK.
(he's almost my DADS age!...almost 😉)
I just thought that was interesting. I JUST CANT BELIEVE HOW OLD THEY ARE AAAAAAA
-@jessi4branchifer
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#trolls poppy#john dory trolls#trolls clay#trolls world tour#floyd trolls#trolls bruce#floyd is oldddd guys no stopppp
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Found
Viva: Branch, I am SO glad Poppy found you!😊
Poppy: So am I!🥰 squeezes his arm
Branch: Yup- no matter where I hide she always does....😣
He loves it tho-
(thanks Looney Tunes wahaha!)
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#trolls branch#dreamworks trolls#trolls poppy#broppy#branch#branch x poppy#viva#trolls viva#looney tunes#looney tunes quote
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