i’m so serious i need this to be real immediately

i can do it with a broken heart is SO JEFF WINGER someone edit this please

i can do it with a broken heart is SO JEFF WINGER someone edit this please

s1e10 / s6e13

this wasn’t a connection i expected to make

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

alison brie saying she wants jeffannie to happen in the movie absolutely ripped me to shreds. dan harmon please please ignore her

bobby chose gay son(s) and gay daughter

Imagine planning your wedding to the love of your life but having to keep putting out fires bc your stupid blond bitch of a baby brother who’s built like a refrigerator hurt his hus-best fiend apparently on purpose bc he was hanging out with some other guy just to have him stumble into ur kitchen a few days later telling u he kissed the other dude instead

bobby “you don’t have a problem commiting to certain things” nash and maddie “if there’s something you need to tell eddie you will” buckley you guys need to get in cahoots

i was watching a video essay that talked about lgbtq+ book bannings in schools (as one does) and i started to “write out” my argument in my head but. the debate gradually turned into a winger speech. now i can’t stop imagining some stupid fanfic of jeff arguing at some greendale school board meeting for free speech and it’s called like “jeff winger solves homophobia” or something

sometimes I get dysphoria about having tits even though I'm a boy and then I remember Joel McHale's insane rack and I feel better.

abed and jeff + my tweets

i can empathize with House so heavily because having trouble walking sucks. it can make you grumpy, unpleasant, and so closed off to everyone around you because you assume no one around you could possibly relate to what you're dealing with. being dependent on other people for minute tasks is allowing yourself to be vulnerable yet feeling isolated. the feeling of isolation digs the hole you hide in even deeper into the ground. it's placing yourself in such a vulnerable spot to ask for help with said things because you go back and forth with "i currently can't walk around my 800sq ft apt, but 'what if they view me as weak. what if they decide they don't want to take care of me anymore for i am not their responsibility, but i cannot currently help myself so i need to depend on someone else to do what most people can do without thinking twice about." and then its your mind telling you "its all in your head, you're faking it." which results into you pushing through the pain and becoming more injured, feeling more isolated.'

house had his moments, but i think his behavior was so rooted in pain and the world moving so quickly around him that he didn't know how to communicate it. I'm not saying all of his behaviors were justified, but they can be understood.

okay so 9-1-1 got bisexual buck confirmation... jeff winger you are next i can feel it.

i went to a mitski concert and while she was performing "bug like an angel" images of jeff winger were flying through my mind like an irl edit

me: wow this cranberries song is so good! I think I’ve heard it before though

britta, marrying Jeffrey winger: Abed, hiring an Irish singer:

I am bisexual 

I have sex twice a year

oh MAN there is no feeling on earth like laughing

this is my favorite community moment in literal history. what a timeless classic. why did he even think of doing that. it puts me in tears every time