Klaus addressing himself whenever he enters a room:
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Dave: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Klaus: AS ENEMIES?!
Dave:
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You ever think that Diego and Klaus ended up in a holding cell together at some point? Like one night in their early to mid 20s, Klaus is in there for something like public intoxication and Diego gets thrown in for interfering with a police investigation and they’re just stuck there together. Personally I headcanon that these are some of the only times they see each other between leaving the academy and showing up to the funeral.
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Klaus: I’m doing my best.
Five: You’re not doing anything.
Klaus: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.
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Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’
Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am
Five: Suppose he understands his market
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Five: I can only reverse time in an emergency
Klaus: *Looking at his corn dog on the floor* Five, please
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if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point
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Some Umbrella Academy Alignment Charts To Mend Your Souls:
more alignment charts at my 2nd acc: @ur-fav-inactive-writer
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The comics saying that klaus used to be a really sweet and vulnerable kid before Reggie started to experiment on him makes me sad.
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