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*ding-dong*
Endeavour: *opens door* Can I help you?
Aizawa: Yes, hello. I am here to collect my children.
Endeavour: *glares* Your children? What on earth are you-
Aizawa: *pushes past him* Shoto, are you ready to go to your new home?
Todoroki: *holding a suitcase* Yes I am ready, dad.
Endeavour: *sputtering* D-Dad?! Shoto! I am your father, and you are not going anywhere with this man!
Aizawa: *glares* Please don't yell at my child.
Endeavour: *enraged* HE IS NOT YOUR-!
Fuyumi: *peeks around corner* Um, is everything alright? *pulling a suitcase behind her* Oh! Hello father! I didn't know you were already here.
Aizawa: Hello new daughter. Are you ready to go?
Endeavour: *red in the face from anger* WHAT-!?!!
Fuyumi: Yes, I am. Has Natsuo already made it safely to your house?
Aizawa: *carries her suitcase for her* Yes, he arrived a couple days ago. He asked if you could make curry rice for dinner.
Todoroki: *pouts* I want soba though.
Aizawa: Natsuo asked first. You can have soba tomorrow night-
Endeavour: *covered in flames of furry* ENOUGH!
Endeavour: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BUT YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY CHILDREN ANYWHERE!!
Endeavour: LEAVE MY HOUSE AT ONCE! OR SO HELP ME I'LL-!!!
Dabi: *walks up with a hobo stick* Ready to go, pops.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Who-?
Aizawa: *walking away with his newly acquired children* Oh, and I also got a restraining order.
Aizawa: Come near any of my children ever again, and I will end you.
Endeavour: *standing in shock*
Aizawa: Kids, say goodbye to the flaming garbage man.
Todoroki: *nods* Bye flaming garbage man.
Fuyumi: *waves* Goodbye flaming garbage man!
Dabi: *middle finger up* See ya, flaming garbage man. Coming to kill you later!
Endeavour:
Endeavour: *hears his phone ringing*
Endeavour: *answers it* H...Hello?
Natsuo: Fuck you flaming garbage man. *hangs up*
Endeavour:
Endeavour:
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When birds do this, they’re not drying their wings. They’re T-posing to assert dominance
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Rika:
Everyone else:
#incorrect mysme quotes#mysme rika#mysmes#mysme jaehee#mysme luciel#mysme oc#mysme 707#mysme zen#mysme jumin#mysme yoosung#mysme unknown#mysme ray#mysme saeran#mysme saeyoung
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Thank you! And everyone PLEASE respect him. He was brave enough to tell us all~ don’t make him regret it
i am so fucking proud of dan and y’all better be respectful and not do the things i know you’re going to do
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It’s exam week, I should be studying But no. I’m in this hellhole scrolling though the langst tag and crying
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Everyone, please help protect your sisters and spread the word!! Please donate if you can or repost so someone else might see it!
Please fund Rape-Axe, the not-so-new anti-rape device.
Rape-Axe was invented by Sonnet Ehlers/Bryant, a medical researcher from South Africa who has seen many victims of sexual assault throughout her career.
The device is inserted into the vagina like tampon. It has “razor-sharp” teeth that, if an attacker were to enter in the vagina, the device would then attach itself to the attacker. The rapist would “be almost fully incapacitated by the pain caused by the embedded barbs”. Even if the penis would grow flaccid, the barbs would still be attached.
The only way the barbs could be removed is by a clinician. Obviously at that point, the attacker would be identified as a predator and likely be arrested and convicted.
Unfortunately since its discovery, the Rape-Axe device has not been able to be on the market due to lack of funding. They have a GO FUND ME and accept PayPal on their website.
Please help get this device on the market and help victims of sexual assault and catch predators everywhere.
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Chaotic good
squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW
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A hero we didn't know we needed and definitely don't deserve
I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds
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Poker Face
/ me sitting in the corner on my phone reading fanfiction/
Mom: What are you reading?
me: *screaming internally* nothing...
#fanfiction#otp#fanfic problems#help me#my family is concerned#ships#fanfic#tag a fic you've been caught reading
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