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jawesomesauce · 3 days
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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jawesomesauce · 4 days
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jawesomesauce · 5 days
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microdosing on productivity by making lists
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jawesomesauce · 7 days
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Walton Goggins is one of the names of all time.
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jawesomesauce · 8 days
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"Your wife waters flowers. I wanna kill her." has the combined energy of "They're holding hands. I want them dead." from The Hunger Games and Frank Grimes from The Simpsons.
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jawesomesauce · 8 days
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jawesomesauce · 9 days
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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.
He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed
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jawesomesauce · 10 days
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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jawesomesauce · 11 days
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jawesomesauce · 11 days
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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have
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jawesomesauce · 11 days
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Florida!!! *ominous drum beats* is also how I feel about the state of Florida.
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jawesomesauce · 12 days
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Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and I can't help but think
she's so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jawesomesauce · 12 days
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I'm not sane enough to process 31 new songs, I feel like I'm being waterboarded
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jawesomesauce · 12 days
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I drew cats from stardew valley :D
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kofi | commissions | instagram
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jawesomesauce · 13 days
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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jawesomesauce · 13 days
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Illustration by Eileen Mayo for Best Cat Stories, edited by Michael Joseph, 1952.
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