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Demon Daddy
Resident Human: "Hey Loki, why do you keep waiting by the door?"
Loki: "N-no reason."
Resident Human: "Come on... spill the beans."
Loki: "Okay, well... I... I adopted a pup, and she should be arriving any minute."
Resident Human: "You... you what? Wow, Loki, that's... that's really wonderful."
Loki: "..."
Resident Human: "I never figured you for the paternal type, heh."
Loki: "Alright, alright, don't make a big deal about it!"
Resident Human: "No, of course not." *chuckles*
Loki: "I just want a... a... a sidekick! You know, for pranking purposes."
Resident Human: "Uh-huh..."
Loki: "Yeah, that's it."
Resident Human: "If you say so. Let's go outside and see if she's been dropped off yet."
Loki: "She should be around here somewhere. Maybe I-"
????: "Hi! Are you my new daddy?!"
Loki: "Oh... my... You're adorable."
????: "Thank you!"
Loki: "Yeah, kid. I'm going to parent the heck out of you. We're gonna have a great time together."
????: "I knew it! I knew you were my daddy!"
Loki: "I..." *tears up* "You bet I am. Don't worry, you're home now, where you'll be safe and loved."
????: "Thank you, daddy!"
Loki: "Say... what's your name, anyway?"
????: "Sprinkles!"
Loki: "Spri- Hmm... okay, that's gonna need some work. You're a demon, so you'll need an intimidating nickname. I'll do some workshopping and get back to you."
Sprinkles: "Okay!"
Sprinkles: "Umm... I didn't come by myself, though."
Loki: "Say what?"
Sprinkles: "Yeah um... my friend wasn't being adopted because some think she's scary-looking."
Loki: "Demons are supposed to be scary-looking."
Sprinkles: "I know, but-"
Loki: "So... you brought her with you?"
Sprinkles: "Yeah. She's over there."
????: "Hello..."
Loki: "Hey, kid. Come over here so I can get a good look atcha. You're a unique little one ain'tcha?"
????: "I was born during the recent eclipse, sir, and well... I seem to have some magical powers."
Loki: "Oh really? Like what?"
????: "I can move things with my mind, sir."
Loki: "Excellent. Perfect for pranking."
????: "What?"
Loki: "Nothing! What's your name?"
????: "Umbra, sir."
Loki: "That's dad to you, kid."
Umbra: "Really?! You mean it?!" *sniffles and hugs Loki*
Loki: "Sure, why not?"
Sprinkles: "Yay!"
Loki: "Okay, first demon life lesson... how to wrestle! Let's go!"
Sprinkles: "Charge!"
Umbra: *giggles*
Resident Human: "One big happy family."
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All of these friends are in the shop for $50 or less! ✨ You may see the little shrooms again, and the poppypeeps, but certainly, in my lifetime, I am never making a mote again lmao
Sale boys.
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Build A Mini Pumpkid is back in the shop!
shoppo
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The resurrection of the Teacup Demon pup pattern is complete! I remember how to make them after a day of messing around. Now you can customize your own little tiny hellion.
For now, I'm just offering pups, but I will probably move on to the full-size demons and the full-size but munchkin-legged ones too :)
All the details are available in the listing, let me know if you have any questions!
Design your own little hellpuppy!
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thank youu! <3
I am in agony. I was already resisting the temptation to purchase a teacup demon custom from @itsthebeastpeddler since the eclipse (as teacup demons and coffee are the vices I allow myself in this life) but now you can get one with a UNICORN HORN—FUCK ME RUNNING
Anyway if I can’t have one right now, all of you go buy one for yourselves they’re the cutest things ever
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Thinking about old beasts, have a Drawlloween 2019-2020 sampler
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Thinking about old beasts, have a Drawlloween 2019-2020 sampler
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Some really excellent name suggestions from the notes, love it
adopt him here!
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The Build A Teacup Demon Pup listing has been updated with button eyes and unicorn horns!
In the shoppo!
The resurrection of the Teacup Demon pup pattern is complete! I remember how to make them after a day of messing around. Now you can customize your own little tiny hellion.
For now, I'm just offering pups, but I will probably move on to the full-size demons and the full-size but munchkin-legged ones too :)
All the details are available in the listing, let me know if you have any questions!
Design your own little hellpuppy!
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three new friends from this weekend! including a unicorn bb
in the shop here
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adopt him here!
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three new friends from this weekend! including a unicorn bb
in the shop here
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Okay.. cursed blobject
Naturally I put the weirdest eyes I had on hand on this little thing. Sorry pal.
shop.. ?
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Rain is on its way, and the cherry blossoms won't be around for much longer, so Ashleaf wanted to spend some quality time with these bright pink beauties. The fact that these flowers don't stick around for very long makes them all the more precious, she says. I completely agree. =)
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I mustn't fiddle with it anymore, my new t-shirt shop is LIVE, baby!
The new shop is open! Here's a few of the new designs.
A little Grand Opening sale is running until this weekend to celebrate!
shop ✦ ko-fi
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Build A Mini Pumpkid is back in the shop!
shoppo
#the beast peddler#plush#art doll#artists on tumblr#halloween#one person asked for these#that's all it takes baby
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