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youre a cute fireman lecturing me about how im an idiot who left candles on by accident but hey there
you started banging at my door loudly at 3 am bc you got the wrong apartment and now i’m inviting you in for tea to bitch about the person you thought lived here
i may have been drunk and i may have fallen on top of you in the middle of a concert but thanks for helping me get cleaned up
ive walked past this cafe 4 times because im hopelessly lost but gdi stop laughing at me
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“Listen: there’s a hell of a good universe next door; Let’s go.”
— E.E. Cummings
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has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately
like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry
Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week
Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months
It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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I feel sick to my stomach. I’m reading all this things that I never saw before. And I don’t know if reading them now is better than if had seen them when I should have. But I want to cry. I don’t know how to feel. I see all these tags. I see the notes. I know how you feel. And you may think that I’m lying or that I believe the lies that she fed me. But holy fuck. I shouldn’t even be in this situation. I’m happy. I’m fucking happy. Or I think I am. I hope I am. And why did I have to save them? Why do I keep wanting to read them? What is my Fucking obsession.
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
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I Need Your Help
I used to use this website that everyone might be very familiar on here. It’s called The Thoughts Room and all of the other apps that it had. I never actually used the other apps but I really needed it today. And when I found it wasn’t up anymore I had a panic attack. This website has helped so many people and I don’t know what to do now. So I would like to create a website that is similar to that. But it is way out of my league to even build a website or how to go about it. I have a friend that is a web developer who is willing to help. I need your help for everything else. I need your minds to remember what was helpful about it, how it worked and honestly I need money to get this up and running. I will be creating a go fund me website soon to get this up but if you have any thoughts ideas or just comments on this please reach out to me on here.
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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
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i wish real life had savestates
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Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢
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