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#happy victoria day#ok but can you imagine waking up to sonny taking off his shirt like this#just whipping it off#and whipping it out#the two it are two different things obv lololololol#aaaaanyhow i have osces practice#sonny carisi#law and order: special victims unit#yes im still alive#internal med is killing me
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“I want to taste you again, like a secret or a sin.”
— Matthew Perryman Jones
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#coffee time#mood#guys I’m not gonna lie#I’m one nighting in Bangkok#i.e. I’m drinking and (studying prepping for exam) getting laid#WINK WINK#stay tuned for more inspired stories#lol for now I’m so tired I need sleep
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not even his feminine hips could entice thanos’s ball sack chin mercy
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
#crack#wrong fandom#but eh#marvel#avengers#avengers infinity war#hi guys how you doin im dead but also alive#stay tuned
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#mood#i just crammed six thousand pages of internal med guys#exams tmr#i mean today#fuck#t-12h more or less#crap ok i need to sleep#bye
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date someone who loves your belly
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My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night (via lesgardenias)
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skittle479 replied to your post “apfeldore replied to your post “Hi, this is anon. *cries* I just…”
@apfeldore @moriartyhiii 5.5 hands? How on earth you gonna reach the other side of the prostate, miss urologist?
it’s really not my yacht (yet), but a trusted urology resident says:
you just gotta bend your finger like a Degas ballerina at the barre
boom prostate
failing that, get the probe
i.e. the rectal electroejaculation ultrasound probe
#skittle479#rafael barba#Law and Order: Special Victims Unit#law and PSA: get your prostate checked people it's a must#it might not be your yacht but it's someone else's yacht#so spread the word#christine replies shites#mrsrafaelbarba#aight i tagged both your blogs now
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whitney hayes NYC https://instagram.com/whighfield/
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apfeldore replied to your post “Hi, this is anon. *cries* I just love ur blog so much. I should be...”
you mean YOU can't construct sentences that make sense past 11:30pm... god help your patients when you're on call
@apfeldore i (as well as ryan gosling above x) have words for your ass: your opinion has been duly noted but since it’s a stupid ass opinion i have elected to refute its credibility
at 10:00PM on september 24th 2017 you asked for size ELEVEN gloves in the OR because you couldn't remember how to say "size SEVEN" so hereby i rest:
my case
your surgical career
#apfeldore#fuck you bro fuck you#i thought us med students could stick together#apparently the fuck not#i love you this was a nice study break#from the two-cell hypothesis of androstenedione-estradiol crap shit#bye getting back to it#christine replies shites
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and all of my peaches are ruined
bitch
#mood#lana del rey#has my balls in her fist#well ok i dont have balls so#i guess she has my tits in her fist(s)#either way all of my fucking peaches are ruined
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