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Kion: My royal duty life and my personal life are always interfering with each other!
Bunga: You have a personal life?
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Kion: What's hollow, full of lies and leaves a bad taste in your mouth?
Fuli: Your relationship with Rani?
Kion: NO!
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Fuli: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the leader of the lion guard.
Kion: But i am the leader of the lion guard.
Fuli: [hits Kion in the face with a newspaper]
Kion: [laughs] Sorry. Um, kidding?
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Kiara: A little sisterly advice, if you weren't always trying so hard you wouldn't be in the way.
Kion: Actually, Kiara. This is called "helping" and i'm not getting in the way, YOU are.
Kion: [hits his face against the wall]
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Simba: Is it true that you lost your temper with Janja?
Kion: Yes.
Simba: And you said he was rude and unfeeling?
Kion: Yes.
Simba: Have a biscuit, son.
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Kion: Fuli isn’t alone, she has us!
Bunga: Yeah! Even if she wants to be alone, we won't let her!
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Bunga: That sounded like Fuli.
Ono: Nah, it can't be her.
Fuli, from a distance: YOU RIDICULOUSLY STUPID MORON!
Ono: No, it's her.
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Kion: Crap! You guys better go.
Bunga: But...
Kion: No buts, Bunga. My dad already doesn't like you.
Bunga: Wait, he doesn't?
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Kion: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow makes you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?
Janja: It does, 100%.
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Kion: Guys are scared to ask you out!
Fuli: That's how i like it!
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Bunga: So what time does the judgemental express arrive?
Ono: Fuli gets here on noon.
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Kion: You're not stupid, Bunga.
Bunga: No, i am actually. I'm failing at almost everything.
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Simba: I saw that look! Where does he get that look from? Treating his own father like that.
Nala: [holding the phone] Simba, it's your father.
Simba, panicking: I'M NOT HERE!
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"I've made a lot of enemies in my time. I mean, a lot! But out of all the people in the world, i hate you guys the least."
- Fuli, to the Guard
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Fuli: People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
Ono: CORRECT!
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Ono: I have a running tally of the number of times each of us has been offered as a sacrifice.
Bunga: BUNGA'S ON TOP!
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Fuli: My god, I hate her.
Bunga: Me too.
Fuli: You have no idea who i'm talking about.
Bunga: Soliditary, sister.
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