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inkwell-illustrations · 2 months
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Maxie: Are we going to a candy store?! Husk: No its night all the candy stores are closed!  Angel: Were going to ROB a candy store?!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Yelena: We could go to one place and get all the candy we could ever want.
Kate: We’re going to a candy store?!
Yelena: No, it’s night time. Candy stores are closed.
Kate: WE’RE GOING TO ROB A CANDY STORE???
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the-black-bulls · 8 days
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Finral: How did you afford all that gear anyway?
Vanessa: Yami put it on his credit card.
Finral: Yami doesn't have a credit card.
Vanessa: Oh.
Vanessa: Yami gave me your credit card.
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Lae'zel, to Shadowheart: There are 1,013,150 words in your "Common tongue", and yet there is not a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you with a chair.
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cyber-streak-2 · 10 months
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Knockout, talking to Starscream, while working on the comatose Megatron: So, you rescued Megatron!
Starscream: Rescued Megatron? No, I was trying to scrap him. That’s, like, my whole thing. If it hadn’t been for Soundwave...
Breakdown: FYI, you’re terrible at your thing.
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incorrect-star-allies · 4 months
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Bandana Dee: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Gooey: Hot dog costumes!
Bandana Dee: I’m sorry, what?
Gooey: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Kirby, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Kirby hates hot dogs, so he probably won’t eat us.
Bandana Dee: Are you saying that Kirby would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Kirby: I do hate hot dogs.
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Chris: If we lose you're out of the will. Peter: I was in the will?
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dragonflavoredcake · 6 months
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Cleo: To the kástro! Grian: Cleo: That's Greek for "castle" Grian: Okay, stop assuming I know things. Like, baseline, assume I know nothing.
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Donnie: I have a running tally of the number of times each of us has been offered as a sacrifice.
Mikey: MIKEY’S ON TOP!!
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lab-trash · 8 months
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Kaz: You didn't tell your Dad we were sneaking out on a date, did you? Chase: I kinda sorta... didn't tell him anything? Kaz: Chase, that's irresponsible! He'll be worried sick! Call Douglas this instant, and tell him that you're spending the night at AJ's house, okay? Lying. It's the responsible thing to do.
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novelist-becca · 1 year
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Alador: Quickly, you two. Open our cells by reversing the polarity on the triple-wired coupling!
Luz: We are children.
Alador: *sighs* Cut. The red. Wire.
Amity: Hm!
Alador: When they do something right, they’re heroes. When it gets a LITTLE hard, “we’re children.”
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Lockwood: Come on, George, Lockwood and Co. don’t back down
George: I LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT COMPANY MOTTO BEFORE TODAY!
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starlightshadowsworld · 8 months
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Fred: We're going to a candy store?
Jason: No.. It's night time, candy stores are closed.
Greg: We're gonna rob a candy store?!
Jason: face-palm as the rest of his henchmen cheer
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the-black-bulls · 4 days
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Zora: Why do you always assume the worst?
Nero: Because I have a running tally of the number of times each of us has been offered as a sacrifice.
Asta, proudly punching the air: ASTA'S ON TOP!
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Frank: What have you got there?
Wally: …Not secrets.
Frank: *deadpan* That was literally the worst answer you could have given.
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cyber-streak-2 · 10 months
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Bulkhead: You guys best stay here, while I scout ahead-
Wheeljack: The little wrecker ran in as soon as you said “death traps”.
Miko, from up ahead: COME ON BULK! WE GOT THIS!
Bulkhead: Miko!
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