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incorrectthroam · 6 hours
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Brendon: If you're homophobic, just remember that "homophobe" spelled backwards is "ebohpomoh"... which makes no sense.
Brendon: Just like your views.
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incorrectthroam · 20 hours
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Journalist: Are you gay or straight?
Gabe: Neither, I'm actually bisexual.
Journalist: What? Just pick one. Are you gay or straight?
Gabe: I dunno, are you a dumb asshole or a big bitch?
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incorrectthroam · 19 days
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Brendon: Hey, can you help me with this zipper?
Ryan: Of course.
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: UP, Ryan!
Ryan: Right. Sorry.
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incorrectthroam · 19 days
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is this blog active in the year of our lord 2024 or am I on hard drugs??
HEHEHEHE i’m active when i remember to post the myriad of drafts i still have. i sorta disappeared from the face of the earth bc i was finishing college (i graduate in june btw. if anyone cares) but now i’m chilling
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incorrectthroam · 2 months
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who tf is US
the chokehold that a panic at the disco fan fiction had on all of us is crazy.
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incorrectthroam · 2 months
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Ryan: I don't understand. What does Brendon see in Shane that he doesn't see in me?
Spencer: I dunno, maybe someone confident in his sexuality?
Vicky: Self respect?
Jon: Mutual trust?
Patrick: Security?
Audrey: Communication?
Gabe: A chance for happiness–
Ryan: THANKS GUYS, I GOT IT!
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incorrectthroam · 2 months
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area 51: throam edition
let’s pretend area 51 memes are still relevant
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incorrectthroam · 2 months
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Ryan: Vibe check!
Ryan: *curls up on the floor and starts crying*
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incorrectthroam · 3 months
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Ryan: We should hold hands.
Brendon:
Ryan: ...for safety.
Brendon: You're absolutely right.
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incorrectthroam · 3 months
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Ryan: As a message to everyone who won't tell me what's on their fucking minds because they're afraid of "hurting my feelings," or whatever...
Ryan: It's chill. I don't have feelings. Just say whatever the fuck you need to say.
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incorrectthroam · 3 months
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Spencer: Adding "lmao" to end of every sentence does not hide your pain.
Ryan: Yes it does lmao.
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Spencer: I'm seriously getting worried about you, man.
Ryan: I'm fine.
Spencer: You don't look fine.
Ryan: Then stop looking.
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Brendon: You made Sisky cry!
Ryan: Sisky always cries!
Sisky, crying: That's not true!
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Sisky: I'm... grounded?
Ryan: Yes, you are grounded!
Brendon: You disobeyed us.
Ryan, now wielding a shovel: So now we're going to bury you until you learn your lesson!
Brendon: Babe, that's not how grounding works-
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Brendon: Are the instruments on the bus?
Ryan: Yes.
Brendon: What about sound equipment?
Ryan: Yep.
Brendon: Did you eat breakfast this morning?
Ryan: What? That's not on the list.
Brendon: I added it because I care about you. Did you eat breakfast?
Ryan: *sighs* No. No, I did not.
Brendon: Check your pockets.
Ryan: *pulls out a granola bar* Hey, there are mini chocolate chips in this!
Brendon: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my husband into eating his fiber.
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Ryan: I'm willing to bet on that.
Gabe: How much?
Ryan: My life.
Gabe: Nope, not allowed. It has to be something of value to you.
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Brendon: Hey, Ry-
Ryan: Um, excuse you? I have a boyfriend.
Brendon: Yes, Ryan. I know. I am your boyfriend.
Ryan: I know, I just still can't believe it.
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