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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Kalynn, raising her voice slightly so she can speak to Weston down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?
Weston, screaming: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Kalynn: Weston pissed me off yesterday, so i changed my phone background to a random picture of some guy.
Aksel: Oh come on now Kalynn, you guys are best friends. Do you really think Weston is that jealous or insecure?
Weston, screaming from another room: KALYNN! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!
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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Weston: I don't think I can stay in the same house as the woman who ruined my life.
Kalynn: For fuck's sake.
Kalynn: I'll buy you more coco puffs in the morning.
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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Weston: hey aksel I'm gonna send you a dick pic
Aksel: do not fucking do that
Weston: I'm gonna do it
Weston: *sends photo*
Aksel: this is just a selfie stop calling them dick pics you dumbass
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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Weston, t-posing in the doorway: good morning eldest sibling
Kalynn, not looking up from her tea: good morning problem child
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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Weston: I swear I’ll get her back for that..
Kalynn: What are you talking about?
Weston: Minx called me stupid
Kalynn: She’s like twelve in mental years. Why do you care
Weston: But you heard what she called me
Kalynn: That’s right. I forgot you haven’t matured past twelve either
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incorrectsinjin · 3 years
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Kalynn: I did something last night that I probably shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just put it on Twitter.
Weston: I see you've learned your lesson.
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incorrectsinjin · 4 years
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wait are we having sex with Jschlatt now
Kalynn Koury 
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incorrectsinjin · 4 years
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Kalynn, standing at the coffin at Weston’s funeral: I can’t believe I have to say goodbye… I need a moment on my own, guys…
The rest of the group: ok take as long as you need
The rest of the group: [leaves]
Kalynn: [looks around]
Kalynn: the coast is clear
Weston: [opens one eye]
Weston: this is our best prank yet
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incorrectsinjin · 4 years
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[Kalynn and Weston sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]
Weston: So who should we call?
Kalynn: I’d call Elle, but I feel safer in jail
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incorrectsinjin · 4 years
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kalynn: That hat makes you look like a girl
Weston:
Weston: Am I a pretty girl?
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