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Margret: John, have you made your Christmas list for Santa?
John: Yeah, I was going to, and then I turned 10.
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where’s that one “pakige” post bc like
AO3, Basic Logic, God, Everyone: You posted a chapter five minutes ago, and should get comments gradually over the next few hours! Me, .5 seconds after posting, sitting with my face pressed up against my AO3 inbox: commente
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Your profile pic of jackson is so cursed hsjsgshsnsbsnsb
I love it
the point! thank you fred
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George: I took the hottest girl to prom!
Henry: Because I told her you were dying.
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Brackenreid: What's it like being married to Doctor Ogden?
Murdoch: Once I asked her for water when she was mad at me. She brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait.
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Watts, walking into the station house and seeing Jackson putting up Christmas Lights: You're putting up lights?
Jackson: Yeah
Watts: It's November
Jackson: And
Watts:
Watts: Well do you need any help or
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Jackson, leading Henry and George into the church Murdoch told them to meet him: These odds are terrible.
Henry and George, as they get shot at: Yep!
Jackson, getting shot: we need new odds.
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Murdoch: So I'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall. I don't want to to be too cold.
Julia: William, we aren't engaged.
Murdoch:... so that's what I forgot to do yesterday.
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Murdoch: What would I do without you?
Julia: Crash and burn.
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Back in Season 5...
Brackenreid: I can't believe how drunk you are!
Jackson, clearly drunk: I am not drunk.
Brackenreid: Yes, you are.
Jackson: I am not!
Brackenreid: Can you tell the time?
Jackson: Yes. (Points at clock) I am not drunk!
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Season one Julia: I am dead inside.
Julia now, kicking down a door with 2 machine guns and William swooning at her feet: It's Britney, bitch
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John: Darn right I'm upset!
Brackenreid: John! Watch your language!
Brackenreid: Oh, you did. Sorry.
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"Dear diary, my teen-angst now has a body count."
- john, probably
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Darcy: I wasn't done talking!
Julia: Well, I was done listening!
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"College was just a 4-year gameshow called 'Do my friends hate me or do I need to sleep'?"
- Julia Ogden
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I just always kinda thought George hatched from the hockey rink like all other canadians
Wait... George Crabtree has a dad?
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Wait... George Crabtree has a dad?
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