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incorrectcherik · 3 months
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Erik: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Charles: Sure! Charles: Whats your favorite color? Erik, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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incorrectcherik · 1 year
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Charles: I need you.
Erik: For?
Charles: Ever.
Erik, voice cracking: Oh.
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incorrectcherik · 1 year
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Raven: If something happened to Charles... I couldn’t live with myself.
Raven: Of course, I wouldn’t have to, because Erik would kill me.
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incorrectcherik · 1 year
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Raven [answering phone]: Hello? Oh, hi Erik. Yeah, he’s here, I’ll just get him
Raven [to Charles]: It’s your boyfriend
Charles: He’s not my boyfriend
*picks up phone*
Charles: Hi, babe
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incorrectcherik · 1 year
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Raven: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Erik: I'm a knife.
Charles, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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incorrectcherik · 1 year
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Charles: *dies*
Erik: You know I never liked being alive anyway, *crashes plane*
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Logan: I think you use silence and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
Erik: No shit.
Erik *pointedly looking at Charles who is sleeping on the couch with his head on Erik's lap* : But it doesn't always work.
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Raven: Describe your ideal boyfriend
Charles: Someone tall with light brown hair and bright, blue eyes. A leader who isn’t afraid to speak his mind. Hardened and goal-oriented but so gentle and warm with the people he loves. Preferably has the most gorgeous torso and a wide, kinda scary, but beautifully intimate smile.
(later)
Raven: Describe your ideal boyfr—
Erik: Charles
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Hank: Hey Erik, have you seen Charles?
Erik: *over his newspaper* Every part of him, yes
Hank:
Raven:
Charles, in the opposite wing of the manor, sweating:
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Charles: [looking at Erik] I'm not gay but DAMN
Hank: You don't have to be gay to appreciate a good-looking guy
Charles: Nah, I'd fuck him
Hank: Oh okay shit
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Raven: What the fuck? The door's been locked from the outside
Charles: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms
Erik, unbuckling his belt: Okay, no big deal then. I got Charles
Hank: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room
Erik:
Charles:
Raven:
Raven: We're going to die in here
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Charles: The difference between us is that I do nothing to try to hide my clinginess while you pretend it's a coincidence that you're in the same room as me 97% of the time.
Erik: The fact that I'm laying on you means nothing.
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Charles: Hey Erik?
Erik, internally: There he is. My favorite person in the world, the love of my life. Fuck I just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life
Erik: What the FUCK do you want?
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Raven: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Charles.
Emma: Not everyone likes Xavier, though.
Erik: Who doesn’t like Charles?
Emma: No one, I just—
Erik: I need names Emma…
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Erik: Don’t look at me like that.
Charles: Like what?
Erik: Like you’re the absolute love of my life and the object of all my desires and I’d do anything for you.
Charles:
Erik:
Raven:
Hank:
Logan:
Erik: I just said that out loud didn’t I.
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Drunk Charles: Hey gorgeous. What's your name?
Erik: Liebling, are you that drunk?
Charles: *whispers* Don't call me that. Erik's gonna be mad.
Erik: I'm Erik.
Erik: *still drunk* Prove it. Show me your-
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incorrectcherik · 2 years
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Erik: Charles made me care about stupid things.
Logan: Like what?
Erik: Friends. Humanity. My well being.
Charles, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!
Erik, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.
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