Linton: cathrine please give me a chance cathrine

Linton: i can sing cathrine

Linton: cathrine CATHRINE!~🎶

Linton: cathrine please give me chance

Don quxiote: You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Random agent: i wish more people would like me more

Pagoda veneration: you're. wish. is stupid...

Pagoda veneration slaps the agents in the face

Roland: there is no fury great enough for the amount of BULLSHIT im about to unleash upon the world

Kromer: will you stop showing me sex ads !

Kromer: i know there are desperate sluts in my area

Kromer: i have a mirror !

Ricardo: I've come here to take back my hair coupons.

Heathcliff: Muscle Man?  Is...is that you?

Ricardo: ...I DON'T- I DON'T SOUND LIKE MUSCLE MAN! starts letting out Muscle Man's signature screeches and squeals as he murders all the sinners to death

King of greed when she breaches: feast mode activated #hungry FEED ME MORE .COM

Tiphereth: i am a very tall miget

Agent: i swear i didn't kill the clerk

Judgement bird: you're not on trial for killing the clerk

Judgement bird: you're on trial for being on trial

Agent: but im innocent

Judgment bird: claiming you're innocence proves that you're on trial

Big and will be bad wolf: hey if some hooded thug comes at me i stand my ground. you step to me you gonna fucking die

Ishamael: why is it called fly fishing if the fish SWIM?!

drunkard: i can't talk right now im making PISS

drunkard chugs a gallon of ale as the song animal i have become blasted in the background

The red queen: im not worried about silly things like lables

The red queen: people can call me whatever they like

The red queen: they even can call me dookie

The red queen:

The red queen: NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE!

Judgement bird: i find you guilty

Agent: : (

Judgement bird: of nothing

Agent: : D

Judgement bird: the verdit is death

Rodion: when you love some one you have to go after them

Emil: is that how you get gregor ?

Rodion: bitch i look like this

Rodion: home girl don't chase.

Rodion: Home girl GET chased

Fairy gentlemen: i can't even put in words how upset i'm am, missed the wine convention by two hours and i bought this special fairy wine suit to prove how i love wine, and now what am i supposed to do throw it into the trash ?

Fairy longlegs: oh hey fairy gentlemen-

Fairy gentlemen: get the fuck outta here

Queen of hatred: the idea that vengeance against evil makes you just as bad as the evil you're taking up arms against feels very much like something the bad guys would make up and spread across popular culture to make sure i won't shove there head in a guillotine. Just saying