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Wednesday: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray away from the rulebook?
Weems: No, I'm suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Wednesday
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Enid: Need some sleep Wednesday?
Wednesday: Um, no?
Enid: You have bags under your eyes.
Wednesday: It’s… a look I’m going for.
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Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark cycles and the half dead look.
Wednesday
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Enid: *seeing Wednesday for the first time* You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.
Enid:
Enid: I’m kinda into that
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Enid shooting her best insult at Wednesday during their next fight: You look like someone who saw the Wikipedia Page for Serial Killers that has a note saying *this list is incomplete, you can help by completing it* and took it as both permission and a challenge.
Bold of you to assume she didn’t complete by the time she was 8
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Yoko: Enid! Have you no dignity?
Enid: Of course not! How long have we been friends?!
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Wednesday: They should hire me to shoot the holes in the donuts with my cowboy gun not ban me from the store, the ways of the old west are dieing out
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Wednesday: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Enid: What's the taser challenge?
Thing: We taser each other than drink.
Enid: How do you win?
Wednesday: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
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Enid: Wednesday, status report.
Wednesday: I just need to finish these self-repairs and then off I go, killing again!
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Waitress: And what would you like?
Wednesday: I wish to devour the unborn
Enid: eggs, she wants eggs
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Wednesday: You want to know why I live alone?
Enid: Because people don’t like you?
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Wednesday: I'm well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your business. I dont need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.
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Wednesday: Keep it up, smart mouth. I’m always going to be taller than you once you’re lying unconscious on the ground.
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Wednesday: Oh dear.
Enid: Wednesday, I told you, nobody our age says ‘oh dear’.
Enid: Oh my.
Wednesday: …or that.
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Wednesday: Enid told me that if I don't find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: So I'm going to die.
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Enid: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels
Wednesday: Why?
Enid: Sometimes.
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