Stone: Do you guys hear something? Robotnik: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

Stone: Can you be quiet for a second, sir? I'm trying to think. Robotnik: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Robotnik: Hey, Stone, what's your security question answer? Stone: What's the question? Robotnik: "Where and how will you die?" Stone: Oh, right, type "Alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume." Robotnik, after entering the password: Okay, thanks! I'm in- Wait a second.

Robotnik: Can you keep a secret? Stone: Do you know anything about my life? Robotnik: No I do not.Good point.

Stone: I think I'm falling for you. Robotnik: Then get up.

Stone: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Robotnik: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Stone: ... Robotnik: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Robotnik: I prevented a murder today. Stone: Really? How'd you do that? Robotnik: self control.

Stone: Watcha got there..? Robotnik, polishing a death machine: A smoothie.

Robotnik: Stone! My face is on fire! Stone: Robotnik! Are you ok?! Robotnik: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Stone: But your face is on fire. Robotnik: Yes.It's much faster than shaving.

Robotnik: I'm such a locationpilled scampercel.

Stone: Can you please talk like a normal person?

Robotnik: I have done nothing wrong. Ever, in my life.

Stone: I know this, and I love you.

(source: parks and rec)

Stone, sees a couple, a man giving his girlfriend his jacket: I'm cold

Robotnik: well you should have brought a coat! You know my weather control machine is not done!

Stone: Robotnik, I…

Stone: I love you!

Robotnik: Not my problem.

Robotnik: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Stone: Aww-

Robotnik: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Stone: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Robotnik: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Robotnik: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Stone: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Robotnik: O-oh. Well... Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Stone: Is it working?

Stone: You have to apologize to them Robotnik.

Robotnik: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!