incorrect-mighty-nein
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I am a fellow nerd that’s obsessed with incorrect quotes and critical role—currently Mighty Nein. There will be favoritism. No, I will not apologize for it.
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Beau: got caught giving a fuck
Beau: embarrassing
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Essek: my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing
#I couldn’t decide if I wanted this to be a Caleb Molly or Essek quote#so here we are#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#actually beau and jester would work here as well#do you see my dilemma#essek thelyss#the mighty queue
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Veth: true friends don’t judge each other
Jester: they judge other people
Beau: together
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#jester lavorre#nott the brave#veth brenatto#veth the brave#the mighty queue
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Caduceus: being alive Is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté
Caduceus: but then there are also the horrors
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Jester: SKDNSKND
Caduceus: what’s that
Jester: it’s a keyboard smash! :)
Caduceus: how do I do that?
Jester: just press anything!
Caduceus: 7
#I’m on my phone so my keyboard smashes never look quite right :(#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#jester lavorre#caduceus clay#the mighty queue
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Molly: yeah, I have a double major in gay and stupid
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Molly: these days, anyone could be gay, and you’d have no idea
Molly: the cashier might me gay
Molly: the bartender might be gay
Molly: the guy sucking your dick might be gay
Caleb: but he said no homo though
Molly: he lied
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#caleb widogast#mollymauk tealeaf#widowmauk#the mighty queue
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Beau: *staring at Yasha, practically salivating*
Molly: yeah, I get it, she’s hot. But please calm your gay, there is a child here
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#beauyasha#beau x yasha#he’s talking about Kiri btw#the mighty queue
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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."
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"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."
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Veth: if it is shiny and fits in my pocket it is mine. I am sorry for your loss
#she’s just like fr fr#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#nott the brave#veth brenatto#veth the brave#the mighty queue
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Yasha: catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream
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Caduceus: imagine if someone gave you a box full of the things you lost throughout your life
Yasha: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
Caleb: wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this
Beau: my will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years
Veth: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
Fjord: mental stability, my old friend!
Caduceus: *long sigh*
Caduceus: right, back to the group therapy room
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#caleb widogast#beauregard lionett#nott the brave#veth the brave#veth brenatto#fjord tusktooth#caduceus clay#yasha nydoorin#the mighty queue
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Molly: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “Daddy December” and I don’t know how to feel about it
Beau: great, now I have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#the mighty queue
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Jester: I JUST REALIZED WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULDVE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT ZEMNIAN FOR ALL WE KNOW!
Caleb: it’s too early for this shit
Beau: GUTEN MORGAN HERR PTERODACTYL!
Caleb: I regret everything
#Beau learned basic zemnian just to piss off caleb when she (intentionally) uses it incorrectly#but also to do shit like this#Caleb whines about it outwardly#but inwardly he’s very touched that beau is just enough of an sweetheart to learn his native tongue#even if she’s a bastard about it#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#caleb widogast#beauregard lionett#jester lavorre#the mighty queue
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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Beau: are you going to be a bitch your whole life?
Molly: probably
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#the mighty queue
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Jester, pointing to the bedroom: this is where we frick-frack
Fjord, pointing to the kitchen: this is where we snick-snack
Beau, pointing to the living room: this is where we kick-back
Veth, pointing to the bathroom: this is where we shit-shat
Yasha, pointing to the couch: this is where we chit-chat
Caleb, pointing to the computer: this is where we klick-klack
Caduceus, pointing to the shelf: and this is where we knick-knack
Kingsley:
Kingsley: what the actual fuck
#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#caleb widogast#beauregard lionett#jester lavorre#nott the brave#veth brenatto#veth the brave#fjord tusktooth#yasha nydoorin#caduceus clay#kingsley tealeaf#i am back#I have risen from the grave to give you fuckers more incorrect quotes#the mighty queue
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