incorrect-greatcoats-quotes
things the greatcoats (probably) didn't say
your friendly local greatcoats fan who can't stop herself from saying stupid stuff
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Ethalia: This job will require a bit of muscle, so I figured Darriana should do it
Falcio: What? No. I should do it. I’m a man.
Valiana: That’s debatable
Falcio: Well, I’m more of a man than Chalmers
Chalmers: I do not accept that!
#the greatcoats#ethalia#falcio val mond#valiana val mond#chalmers#sebastien de castell#source: derry girls
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Brasti: Lesbians, what is your wisdom?
Valiana: World hard and cold… titty soft and warm
Darriana: Girl hot
Chalmers: Watch Naruto
#the greatcoats#brasti goodbow#valiana val mond#darriana#chalmers#sebastien de castell#source: tumblr#YOU CANT STOP ME
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Brasti: Guess what I’m about to get!
Falcio, Kest, Darriana, and Valiana, in unison: On my nerves.
#the greatcoats#brasti goodbow#falcio val mond#kest murrowson#darriana#valiana val mond#sebastien de castell#source: tumblr#I MEAN this is basically just every interaction he has with anyone ever#and i love him for it
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Aline: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
#the greatcoats#aline of tristia#as opposed to aline-the-deceased-wife#but frankly could be her as well#source: tumblr#i think?
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Brasti: Will you be the yee to my haw?
Darriana: I am begging you to stop
#the greatcoats#brasti goodbow#darriana#brasti x darriana#no i am not coming up with a ship name for them#source: tumblr
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Valiana: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Brasti: Rude
Kest: That’s fair
Falcio: Not again
Darriana: Are you going to want this back?
#the greatcoats#valiana val mond#brasti goodbow#kest murrowson#falcio val mond#darriana#source: tumblr#i am Pleased with this one
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Kest: We should stop worrying about Falcio and let him lead his own life.
Brasti:
Kest:
Brasti: Do you want to follow him, or should I?
Kest: Let’s both do it.
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Falcio: I wish you could block people in real life.
Kest: Restraining order.
Darriana: Murder.
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Brasti, stroking Darriana’s hair: You’re so tiny and adorable
Darriana, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now
Brasti, looking at Darriana with heart eyes: I know
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Falcio: [clicks pen]
Kest: [clicks pen in response]
Brasti: Stop that!
Kest: Stop what?
Brasti: You’re talking about me in morse code.
Falcio: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Kest, to Darriana: That’s… exactly what we did.
#the greatcoats#falcio val mond#kest murrowson#brasti goodbow#darriana#okay they WOULD#source: the office
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Mateo: Bro, I want to live in your socks.
Quentis: What the fuck, bro?
Mateo: So I can be with you every step of the way.
Quentis [close to tears]: Bro?
Mateo: Bro.
#the greatcoats#mateo tiller#quentis maren#THEYRE BROS#i have a picture of that one page in tyrant's throne where falcio's like 'idk why theyre such good friends but COOL'#bc it was a library book and i wanted to save it#source: tumblr
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[skipping stones on a lake]
Ethalia: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Falcio [whispering]: Take that, you fucking lake.
#the greatcoats#falcio val mond#ethalia#ethalia x falcio#this is what happens when u live in quasi medieval europe and so dont have access to things like Therapy#source: tumblr
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Antrim: 4 out of 5 dentists agree.
Mateo: On what?
Antrim: I’m just glad they’re getting along.
#the greatcoats#antrim thomas#mateo tiller#source: tumblr#THE QUEEN'S CHARITY#sorry but honestly they're two of my favourite characters from the whole thing#like everyone is my fave#but from the minor characters? gotta be antrim and mateo (and maybe quentis too)#(and chalmers)
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Brasti: I’m quick at maths!
Kest: What’s 38 x 76?
Brasti: 24.
Kest: That’s not even close.
Brasti: But it was quick.
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Kest: Are you getting enough sleep?
Falcio: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close
#the greatcoats#falcio val mond#kest murrowson#source: tumblr#this is essentially how their relationship works right?
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Chalmers: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?
Quillata: Insulted Falcio in front of Kest
#the greatcoats#chalmers#quillata#falcio val mond#kest murrowson#source: tumblr#now i love quillata deeply#but No One can take kest when his Protective Streak has been activated
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Kest: If you were to die, what would your last words be?
Falcio: Finally
Kest: No.
#the greatcoats#falcio val mond#kest murrowson#source: tumblr#falcio NO#is this not pretty much the ending of traitor's blade
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