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Hannibal: [After Clarice woke up from a nightmare]What- Waht happened?
Clarice: I'm going to kill Krendler
Hannibal: You're going to kill Krendler? Alright, new passports are ready. That's good. I guess I could homeschool the kids...
Clarice: Good God, Hannibal. You had all that ready?
Hannibal: What? I'm just being supportive.
#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clannibal#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#hannibal#silence of the lambs#source: tumblr
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Hannibal: They say love is an uninvited guest.
Clarice: Is that why you broke into my house without my permission?
#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clannibal#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#silence of the lambs#hannibal#source: tumblr
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Clarice, jokingly: I should have Hannibal kill him for that.
Hannibal from the kitchen: Who?
Clarice: I was just joki-
Hannibal coming in with a knife: No. Who is it? Are they bothering you, my dear?
#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clannibal#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#hannibal#source: tumblr
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Clarice: I always said if I wasn't in the BAU by the time I was 33, I was just going to run away with a serial killer.
Ardelia: Well girl, how old are you? I'm getting nervous.
#clarice starling#ardelia mapp#clannibal#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#hannibal#silence of the lambs#source: tumblr
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Hannibal: Do you know what I am when I am angry?
Clarice: Hot?
Hannibal: I was about to say homicidal but okay.
#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#hannibal#source: tumblr
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Hannibal: Clarice-
Clarice heating up some ravioli: Excuse me?
Hannibal: Chef Clarice
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Hannibal: Clarice is playing hard to get.
Hannibal: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
#hannibal lecter#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#silence of the lambs#hannibal#source: tumblr
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Jack: Report on Lecter?
Clarice: Dr. Lecter has been taken out.
Jack: Very goo-
Clarice: It was a lovely restaurant. We had a candlelit dinner. He proposed at the end of it. My last name is Lecter now.
#a bit of a crack au because I feel like it#and because I'm running out of quotes#clarice starling#jack crawford#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#hannibal#silence of the lambs#source: tumblr
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Clarice: *Gets angry and stabs her fork into the table*
Hannibal: That is Mahogany!
#hannibal#silence of the lambs#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#source: tumblr
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Ardelia: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Hannibal: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Clarice: Mr. Crawford tripped and fell in the parking lot.
#in the office#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#ardelia mapp#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#source: tumblr
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Hannibal: I know 200 ways to kill a man.
Clarice: You could glue a jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way through his face.
Hannibal: ...201
#hannibal#sotl#hannibal lecter#clarice starling#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#source: tumblr
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Jack: Wait, how do you know that Clarice is good in bed?
Ardelia: We're roommates. Either she's amazing or Dr. Lecter likes to agree with her a lot.
#in the office#ardelia mapp#jack crawford#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#source: tumblr
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Jack: You need to understand that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life.
Hannibal: But it got me into the Sarcasm Championships in Germany back in 1980.
Jack: Really?
Hannibal: No, of course not.
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Clarice: Are you afraid of cars?
Hannibal: Not at all, my dear, it's your driving that alarms me.
#hannibal#sotl#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clarice x hannibal#hannibal x clarice#clannibal#source: tumblr
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Clarice: Okay, well since Hannibal isn't here himself, I'll just have to log onto his computer, click "Forgot Password" and answer his security questions.
Clarice: Question one: "What is god?"
Clarice: Oh no.
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Clarice: Love, do you ever think about how we're like cocoa and marshmallows?
Hannibal: How are we like cocoa and marshmallows, my dear?
Clarice: Well you're hot and I'm on top.
Hannibal, chocking on air:
#hannibal#hannibal lecter#clarice starling#clannibal#hannibal x clarice#clarice x hannibal#source: tumblr
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Clarice: It's not illegal though.
Hannibal, staring into their room that is filled with stray cats and dogs: It's just that there are so many...
Clarice: But it's not illegal.
#hannibal#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#clannibal#hannibal x clarice#clarice x hannibal#source: tumblr
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