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Daddies Forever!!!!!!!

Found me a new man to obsess over 🤭😊

Good God this man is gonna kill me. Like he just mmmmmmm god damn!!!!! 😫😏🥵

Dilf Of The Week!!!!!

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Goes to Shane McMahon!!! God he is so beautiful 🥵🤭😫

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Yes I understand things go on with his father. Vince McMahon is a monster.

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Anyways besides the point here. I have had a huge crush on him since he first came back to the WWE. ✨😫🥵

✨I think I need a Plan B!✨

Warnings: fluff,morning after sex talk, cheating, affair, sex, mentions of cillian murphy

(Also yes I know Christopher doesn’t own a phone but in this story he does okay 👌. Also sorry for the short chapter I only felt like writing so much. Hopefully we start getting things going more as the new year approaches)

✨The next morning ✨

Christopher had woken up the an unfamiliar bedroom. He wondered why his head was hurting so bad when he suddenly remembered what had happened the night before. He looked over not to see his beloved wife but a strange woman in the same bed as him. It was around this time he looked down to only find out he was as naked as the day he was born. “Oh god this not happening to me, if my wife finds out about this she will kill me.” He quietly panicked to himself. As he was “not so quietly” panicking to himself, he had hardly noticed that the strange naked woman had woken up to an unrealistic site in front of her.

“Are you real!” Y/n said out loud breaking Chris out of his panicked state. “Oh god I think we slept together and if my wife or my kids find out about this they will hate me for what I have done. “Okay first things first, (1) we are going to make sure nobody finds out what happened here last night and (2) Your wife will never find out!” Y/n reassures Chris. Hearing this from her eases him slightly but he can’t help but feel like he messed up big time. “Nobody and I mean absolutely nobody can find out what we did here, cause if the press find out it could ruin your future career and I don’t want that kind of burden on you.” “ Excuse me! My future, what about your career. If this got leaked you could lose your job, your career, and most importantly your wife. I definitely don’t want that to happen to you!”

He couldn’t help but smile at her when she said that statement. How could someone be so calm about a situation of this magnitude. “You know I can’t help but like you even though we’ve known each other for only 24 hours, granted we had drunk sex. Still you are definitely mature for your age.” Christopher had said with a calm smile.

“Thank you for saying that but you should probably get dressed and go before anyone notices you are here.” “ You’re probably right but before I go I need to do this.” Y/n looks at him with a confused expression not before he kisses her.

When they break apart he starts to get dressed. Before he leaves he says, “here’s my phone number if you ever need to talk.” Y/n just sweetly smiles at him as he leaves the apartment with an upbeat stride to his walk.

Not long after he leaves her roommate Charlotte returns from visiting her girlfriend. “Soooo how did it go!!!!” Charlotte says with a smirk. “It was incredible, he was so sweet and kind. He definitely is packing so heat if you know what I mean 😏” They both chat for awhile before Y/n goes back to her room to sleep.

(Hope you guys like it. I know I’m not the best writer but hey practice makes perfect. Anyways merry Christmas and have a wonderful holiday folks)

I am at a loss for words over this comment. Like it’s the best description of how I feel about Christopher Nolan. Like good grief that man makes me fold like a lawn chair 🥵😂

Christopher Nolan can eat my ass if he really wants to create ✨experiential cinema✨ for his audiences. No dialogue necessary for that.

Finally went to my first Metallica concert and it was AMAZING!!!!! Kirk is definitely as hot in person 🥵🔥

I hope everyone has a wonderful week 😊

I have no idea what you’re talking about……☠️😂

God this man does things to me man 😩🥵

The presentation

Summary: Y/n is a college student at Ball State University and one day she’s walks into class and the teacher says we have a guest coming to talk to us today. She wonders to herself. Who could this mysterious guest be?.

Warnings:fluff, smut, mentions of pussy and penis, and other shit. Also y/n. I tried my best I’m still new to writing smut so yeah. This is a chapters story so look for more stuff on the way. Hope you guys enjoy it 😁

It was a warm spring morning at Ball State university. When Y/N realized she needed to get up for her first class of the day. She lazily got up at looks at her sleeping roommate and says,“god why couldn’t that be me right now.” She hurried up and got dressed and headed out the door to her first class of the day.

When she got there she noticed that everyone was excited about something. She wondered to herself, “ why is everyone so excited today?” She sits down in her chair when her teacher says, “ Good morning everyone hope you guys are awake cause we have a special guest coming to talk to us today.” Y/n leans over to her best friend Angela, “ I wonder who he managed to get to come to this next to nothing school?” Angela looks at her and shrugs. “ Is there anything you would like to contribute to the class ladies?” Her teacher Mr. Andrews says in a sarcastic tone. “ No sir.” Y/N says quietly. “Ok anyways what I was saying, would you give a warm welcome to the esteemed director/writer Mr. Christopher Nolan. Everyone starts clapping in excitement, all while y/n sits there in total shock and bewilderment at how an accomplished/sexy man like Christopher Nolan could actually be at her school. Everyone sits down and starts to listen at what Mr. Nolan has to say. “ Good morning everyone I hope you are all doing well. Your teacher has graciously invited me her to talk with you all about film making.” As he goes on y/n just sits and stares at the beautiful man in front of her. She thinks to herself how am I gonna make it through this without blushing and geeking over this guy. By the end of the period the bell rings and Mr.Nolan thanks everyone for taking an interest in film making. Everyone starts to get up and as Y/n goes to leave her teacher ask her to stay behind. She promptly agrees to this and stays. “ Mr. Nolan I would like you to meet one of my most promising students miss y/n l/n.” Her teacher says proudly. “It is an honor to meet you Mr.Nolan, I admire your dedication to filmmaking so much. “ Well the honor is all mine.” Christopher says with a smile. “Your teacher has greatly bragged about your ability and enthusiasm for the craft of filmmaking, I must say that I am impressed by your talent and drive for the craft.” Y/n couldn’t believe her ears. She must have been dreaming. “I…I….thank you I can’t believe that you could say that, you are such a genius when it comes to writing and directing your films. I can’t thank you enough for being here and talking to us about your work and how you have made it possible for kids like us to make films.”

Christopher’s pov:

He couldn’t believe his own ears. Someone that young and beautiful could say those things about him and his work. He was astonished at her work that her teacher had showed him before class. “Why thank you so much for your admiration. You have made some incredible work. I can see a bright future ahead of you.” He could see her blush a little. He thought it was cute but then realized,”I can’t crush on this girl she’s twice my age and I’m married.” He was shaken out of his thoughts when she said,”well I need to head to my next class, thank you so much for talking with me and the class we very much enjoyed your time.” “No thank you for being here, you have a wonderful day.” As soon as she walked out the door he had a big smile on his face. MrAndrews asked him why he was smiling like he was,”Well I can tell you this now,the future of filmmaking is in safe hands!”

Y/n walks out of the classroom with the biggest smile on her face. As she is walking downstairs she runs into her friend Angela. “Hey what did Mr.Andrews need you for?” Y/n looks at her friend with a grin so wide it could fit the entire Grand Canyon between it and says,”I just got to talk with Christopher Nolan himself and he admires my work, like who can say that Christopher Nolan admires your work, like am I dreaming girl!!!” Angela looks at her in shock! “OMG girl that’s amazing!” “ I know right and also god he was just so beautiful and handsome like come on 😩.” As she says this she has no idea that a certain someone is listening to their conversation.

Christopher’s pov:

He couldn’t believe his ears. She had a crush on him. Not many people can say they have a crush on him but her she was perfect in his eyes. Long h/c hair, beautiful s/c, and mesmerizing e/c eyes. She was the definition of a goddess. Her friend ends up walking away and this is his chance to talk to her alone. He Walks up behind and says, “hello”. She jumps and “oh my goodness you scared me.” She says in a gentle voice. “Oh I didn’t mean to scare you I just wanted to ask you if you would want to go out for some drinks and talk about film and stuff.” She looked at him in utter shock. “Um u would love to Mr.Nolan.” He looks at her and says,”wonderful I’ll pick you up around 8, and by the way call me Christopher.” She looks at him and says, “awesome here’s my address and number, I’ll text you when I’m ready. “Great see you later.” He walks away with a huge smile on his face.

Later that day

As y/n is getting ready for her “date” she is listening to her favorite song “I stay away” by Alice In Chains. She notices that she has gotten a message from an unknown number.

Unknown number: hey this is Christopher, I’m here. Which apartment are you?

Y/n: I’m apartment ##. I’ll have my roommate unlock the door for you. I’m just about finished getting ready.

*Changes name to 🎬Christopher Nolan🎬*

🎬Christopher Nolan🎬: sweet I’ll be up in a minute.

Y/n: Cool I’ll see you then 😁

She puts down her phone and finishes her makeup.

As Christopher walks up to her apartment he wonders to himself, “Should I really be doing this, what if my wife finds out she would probably leave me and god what if my kids find out that I’m going out with a woman that’s not there mother.” He shakes his head and remembers this is not a date it’s just a simple meeting of two filmmakers talking about their passions that’s it. As he walks up to her door a person flings open the door and says loudly, “You must be Christopher my name’s Charlotte nice to meet you. Y/n is finishing up her makeup she’ll be done real soon. How about you come in!” He just stares at her for a moment then walks inside the apartment. “She’ll be out in just a minute, you can sit on the couch while you wait if you want to.” “Thank you” Christopher says in a hushed tone. A few minutes pass and y/n finally walks out wearing a Metallica ride the lightning shirt with a flannel shirt wrapped around her waist and ripped blue jeans with combat boots and slipknot Rings. He looked at her and smiled.

“ you look great.” “So do you Mr.Nolan .” Says with a smile on her face. Christopher gets up from the couch and says, “well I found this bar not too far away so let’s go.” He says with a grin. As they walk out the door they hear y/n’s roommate yell,” Make sure to wear protection!” Y/n ends up 🤦‍♀️ in embarrassment. “Sorry for my roommate she can be quite the handful sometimes.” Christopher ends up laughing at this and says,”it’s quite alright she’s just trying to make you laugh 🤭.”

(SpongeBob narration voice) later at the bar

“I can’t believe that Robert Downey Jr. did such a thing on set!” Y/n laughs hysterically. “ I know he can be quite the character when you get him going!” Christopher says in a drunken voice. “You know I’m having a really great time with you. You really are a wonderful person you know that.” Y/n smiles at him. When she does this, it causes Christopher to blush super hard. “Are you blushing?” Says Y/n in a pushy tone 🤭. “No I..I…I think I might be allergic to something in my drink!” Y/n with a look of “that’s total bullshit” Christopher continues to stare at her until she says” You know if you want to kiss me you could have just asked.” He stares at her and says,”what now” Then out of pure curiosity and spite she says,”fuck it!” And kisses him. Christopher is shocked for a moment but then relaxes into it.

After a few moments they break apart . “ wanna go back to my place?” Christopher looks at her for a moment before saying,”yeah I think that would be best.” Y/n smiles to herself and says,”Okay let’s go then!”

At the apartment

They both burst into the apartment his lips upon hers. She ends up locking the door and as she does this Christopher picks her off the ground and takes her to her room.

When they get there, he lays her upon the bed and she begins to undress herself before him. He looks at her with lust filled eyes and says, god I only met you this morning and I already want to make love to you.” As soon as he says this. Y/n walks up to him seductively and says,”Well why don’t you do it daddy.” When she says this it drives him over the edge. He takes her chin and brings his lips to hers and kisses her with such passion. As he kisses her, he unzips his pants and she unbuttons his shirt. They both undress and y/n lays upon her soft bed. He climbs on top of her and leans down to her ear and says,”I make scream my name all night long.” When says this it sends y/n into a moaning fit. When Christopher sees this he immediately goes down to kiss her neck leaving little hickies along the nape of her neck. He does this all the way to her red lace thong. He looks up at her with lust in his eyes and says in a hushed tone,”already so wet for daddy, such a naughty little girl.” When he says this it causes her to moan loudly into the already quiet room. He then leans down between her legs and pushes them apart. Then he leans down to the wet spot on her panties and gently bites on the fabric and pulls it down to her ankles. After he’s done this he goes back to her blushing pink pussy and starts to kitten lick her clit. As he does this it makes y/n moan even louder. After he is done 👅 her pussy he shoves three fingers into her, it causes her to scream and cum instantly. At this action he gets up from between her legs and begins to kiss her. He looks down at her face and ask, “are you sure you want this?” She looks up at him and moans out,”GOD YES!!” Upon this statement he positions his dick to her pussy and gently pushes it into her. Causing her to moan out in pain and pleasure. With this action he begins to push in and out of her with such ease you’d think that it was there last day on this very earth. As he does this y/n yells out in pleasure,” god daddy I’m gonna cum!” When Christopher hears this he starts to thrust even harder into her with such a force never seen before. Not long after he starts thrusting harder y/n comes all over his penis. When she does this it causes Chris to thrusts harder into until the knot in his stomach unravels and causes him to cum inside of her. Not realizing he isn’t wearing protection she says to him in a hushed voice, “Don’t worry I’m on the pill.” “Good” when he says this. He falls next to her and pulls y/n into his arms and says,”I had a great time with you.” “So did I.” Y/n looks at him and kisses him then falls asleep. Christopher is up for a little while longer and thinks to himself,”Why don’t I regret this?”

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Don’t worry there will be a part 2. To this. It will be soon. Hope you guys liked it as much as I did.

Hey guys just wanted to let you know I’m currently writing a fanfic about Christopher Nolan. I know not many people will read it but I thought I’d give it a shot. It’s called

The Presentation 

Summary: Y/n is a college student at Ball State University and one day she’s walks into class and the teacher says we have a guest coming to talk to us today. She wonders to herself. Who could this mysterious guest be?.

Warnings: fluff, smut, sex, and you know other shit. I’m new to this so cut me some slack okay 👌

It will be female y/n but you guys can use whatever sexual orientation you want. I don’t discriminate here. Hope you guys will enjoy it as much as I do. It will probably be up sometime this week.

I cannot be the only one on this god forsaken planet who thinks Christopher Nolan is hot. Like come on people start writing some fanfics about this man, like pls. 😩🥵

I’m in my ✨Jason Newstead obsession era✨ 😩🥵

Dear God in Heaven please sir I can’t handle this anymore 🥵😩….like mmhm god

I am such a slut for this man. Like good god this man is so sexy.🥵😩

Hi, what characters do you write for?

Do you think you could do a Gandalf x female reader (as little fluff as possible, some nsfw?) or a generally older man x female reader (non-specific character)??

thank you

Yeah I can take a swing at Gandalf. I love lord of the rings and the hobbit series. Also yes I love writing nsfw and fluff.