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i have 3 things to say
im back
sorry for disappearing again
and lastly
blade from hsr
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so i started playing Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack.
I AM SO ATTACHED TO THIS CLOWN OF A MAN
IM GENUINELY CRYING EVERYTIME HES LIKE COMFORTING US????
jESUS THE WAY HE SAYS HE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME IS LIKE HE'S ACTUALLY TRYINH TO MELT MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES
im so mad he isnt real imc rying
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yk it'd be so funny if i post a honeymoon special chapter of idiot gamer aka househusband scara x gaming streamer gn reader aka smut chapter haahhaha
ill only post it on a special day tho
hint: its at my bday but its months away lol
#idiot gamer series#yeo talks#genshin impact#genshin scaramouche#scaramouche x you#scaramouche x reader#genshin scara#scaramouche
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HAKAHSKHSJSSNSHS THATS SO CUYE OMV ALBEDO BABY SGSBECABVSNSVS
#genshin impact#Albedo#rhinedottir#sorry bro yk i gotta repost when i see baby albedo 😞#guess im handless now#yeo reblogs
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PLS AHAJHSSJHSJS I CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING WT
The real reason Cyno told so many jokes during windblume…
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TAGLIST CONTINUATION || @creammpuff @grimreapersscythe @junephantom21 @moonieie @mimissubway @zukaniscr @wqstcrn @ayamvirus @crowbird @lez-zuha @kunisblog @m3gitsune @shoyohinatan @theblueblub @eeeeeyyy @mayuurin @genshinfinatic @atl4ntxc @yourfuturebaee @eimivalla @bajifairyy @qingxin-anon @orginiallyann @buubbbbly @rinachan @klanxii @bubiblossom @ashes-to-ashhes @sevoul @paulaaaa-b0 @elsoleil @boo-ored @detectiveluvr @snugmyassole @sarah-saystuff @mamafly
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ANNOYING LOVELY NEIGHBORS!
yoimi || nagonohara yoimiya
24 yo
owner of the nagonohara fireworks
likes to experiment the handmade fireworks near the apartment
one time she accidentally set it up in her apartment
got sent to the hospital that day
still likes fireworks somehow
likes to have tea parties with the women who live in the apartment
has the hottest gossips from all the tenants of Teyvat Apartments
yes she has friends all over the apartment
and sometimes ‘ friends ’ she doesn't like but the people think of her as a friend so they spill their secrets
just npcs tho dw
and thats how she has the hottest gossips
“ weird ” — Scaramouche
“ shut up her tea is the best ” — [Name]
kesimp || Kèqíng
26 yo
has a fat massive amount of merch by the famous pianist, Zhōng Lí
comes to every concert he has possible in China
doesn't let anyone come into her bedroom cuz
yk
says that she doesnt like tea parties but comes anyways becuz the others 'insisted'
(liar, she loves it)
says that she likes Zhōng Lí's piano skills solely becuz of his skills but in reality considers him as a god (not in a weird way)
sometimes when she's busy at work and doesn't have time to actually go to his concert, she watches his live instead
loyal Zhōng Lí fan
also an overworker
sometimes she'd overwork herself sm her boss has to personally give her some days off cuz her eye bags r getting too dark
only Gānyǔ, her co-worker, knows of her obsession with Zhōng Lí
has a not-so-obvious crush on her co-worker
AUNTY 🫂💕‼️ || Nahida
is actually 45 years old
aunty of the apartment residence
very smol but very big heart and very big brain
something went wrong with her genes but her brain is very big indeed
still kinda like a child since she sometimes says "dook-dook" instead of shit
the number one reason why scaramouche and [name] moved to this certain apartment
likes to read and buys a lot of novels
has to show her drivers license to the police over 50 times to show that she aint a child
doesnt like beer or wine and prefers juice instead
LOVES to come to tea parties and often brings cookies and sweets there
aroace
zuzuha || kaedehara kazuha
28 yo
lives with his husband Tomo
tho Tomo rlly likes to challenge Raiden Senshi of the Raiden Martial Group
got hospitalized several times becuz of it
main reason why he got banned from ever entering it again
rumors say he smokes weed
he doesnt
just try taking care of a Tomo
was originally arranged to be married to a woman by his clan
turns out hes gay
and eloped with Tomo to Teyvat Apartments
very gentleman
househusband core
likes to play Majiang (Mah Jong) with elderly ppl at the park
xiaomi || xiāo
48 yo with very good genes (its the asian genes i swear)
famous violinist
is Zhōng Lí's apprentice but decided to be a violinist to harmonize with him (sunny and mari)
there used to be a lot more apprentices of Zhōng Lí, but they were all bullied by the audience saying that they were just bland copies of him but worse so they quit
xiāo's the only one who stayed
but becuz of that, his mental health deteriorates within every concert he does
considers of quitting more than once but doesn't becuz he signed a contract with Zhōng Lí and doesn't plan to break it
but they have a pretty nice father son relationship
anyways
tries to practice the flute in secret but one time he tried to do it at his balcony and it let out a high pitched sound so he never touched it again
lives at the penthouse of Teyvat Apartments (bro's rich)
bro can afford fancy food but prefers home-made food
when [name] and scaramouche moved in to the Apartment Residence, [name] introduced themselves to him and had no idea of his occupation
often gets asked to eat dinner tgt by the tenants despite of his social status
everytime he struggles with socialization, def goes to Zhōng Lí for advice
big bitch || arataki itto
30 yo
if nahida's the aunty of Teyvat Apartments, he's the uncle
likes to play cards with kids
sometimes likes to teach them how to gamble and Majiang (Mah Jong) too
def would be like one of those asian grandmas or aunties who'd yell profanities when they lose at Majiang (Mah Jong) or cards
also likes to gamble with the older tenants of the apartments (nahida, xiao, yae miko, dehya, etc)
if nahida wins he'd try so hard not to cuss at her cuz she plays calmly
if the other ppl wins then be prepared for a butt load of crap of words you dont know exists
it goes the same way for other ppl than itto too
Majiang especially
nahida's the only calm one there, the others arent
they'd stand up from their seats, yelling chinese cusses, japanese cusses, indian cusses, pointing at each other aggressively
what a normal game night
TAGLIST || @stellakito @crueldinasty @hysteriablues @hoesaria @dreamsofminnie @caffeine-mess @alatusorrow @lunaeclipsethesimp @lxkeeeee @myaaones @withloveminnie @shewolfniko @aeongiies @qwnelisa @liliumaraneae @candlebathwater @seirin-eyy @feiherp @nxsh30 @loivre @imdeadlyboredhelp @hotgirlshit5 @worldhardtibbysoft @mitsu-moshi @mono1606 @zomzomb1e @vvyeislazzy @crucnhice @omlxlaure @iethairs
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SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.
PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!
AUTHOR'S NOTES || pls note that this takes place in China, Beijing
ALSO IF THERES ANY MISTAKES IN LIKE CHINESE CULTURE PLS TELL ME I MIGHT GET SMTH WRONG
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ANNOYING LOVELY NEIGHBORS!
yoimi || nagonohara yoimiya
24 yo
owner of the nagonohara fireworks
likes to experiment the handmade fireworks near the apartment
one time she accidentally set it up in her apartment
got sent to the hospital that day
still likes fireworks somehow
likes to have tea parties with the women who live in the apartment
has the hottest gossips from all the tenants of Teyvat Apartments
yes she has friends all over the apartment
and sometimes ‘ friends ’ she doesn't like but the people think of her as a friend so they spill their secrets
just npcs tho dw
and thats how she has the hottest gossips
“ weird ” — Scaramouche
“ shut up her tea is the best ” — [Name]
kesimp || Kèqíng
26 yo
has a fat massive amount of merch by the famous pianist, Zhōng Lí
comes to every concert he has possible in China
doesn't let anyone come into her bedroom cuz
yk
says that she doesnt like tea parties but comes anyways becuz the others 'insisted'
(liar, she loves it)
says that she likes Zhōng Lí's piano skills solely becuz of his skills but in reality considers him as a god (not in a weird way)
sometimes when she's busy at work and doesn't have time to actually go to his concert, she watches his live instead
loyal Zhōng Lí fan
also an overworker
sometimes she'd overwork herself sm her boss has to personally give her some days off cuz her eye bags r getting too dark
only Gānyǔ, her co-worker, knows of her obsession with Zhōng Lí
has a not-so-obvious crush on her co-worker
AUNTY 🫂💕‼️ || Nahida
is actually 45 years old
aunty of the apartment residence
very smol but very big heart and very big brain
something went wrong with her genes but her brain is very big indeed
still kinda like a child since she sometimes says "dook-dook" instead of shit
the number one reason why scaramouche and [name] moved to this certain apartment
likes to read and buys a lot of novels
has to show her drivers license to the police over 50 times to show that she aint a child
doesnt like beer or wine and prefers juice instead
LOVES to come to tea parties and often brings cookies and sweets there
aroace
zuzuha || kaedehara kazuha
28 yo
lives with his husband Tomo
tho Tomo rlly likes to challenge Raiden Senshi of the Raiden Martial Group
got hospitalized several times becuz of it
main reason why he got banned from ever entering it again
rumors say he smokes weed
he doesnt
just try taking care of a Tomo
was originally arranged to be married to a woman by his clan
turns out hes gay
and eloped with Tomo to Teyvat Apartments
very gentleman
househusband core
likes to play Majiang (Mah Jong) with elderly ppl at the park
xiaomi || xiāo
48 yo with very good genes (its the asian genes i swear)
famous violinist
is Zhōng Lí's apprentice but decided to be a violinist to harmonize with him (sunny and mari)
there used to be a lot more apprentices of Zhōng Lí, but they were all bullied by the audience saying that they were just bland copies of him but worse so they quit
xiāo's the only one who stayed
but becuz of that, his mental health deteriorates within every concert he does
considers of quitting more than once but doesn't becuz he signed a contract with Zhōng Lí and doesn't plan to break it
but they have a pretty nice father son relationship
anyways
tries to practice the flute in secret but one time he tried to do it at his balcony and it let out a high pitched sound so he never touched it again
lives at the penthouse of Teyvat Apartments (bro's rich)
bro can afford fancy food but prefers home-made food
when [name] and scaramouche moved in to the Apartment Residence, [name] introduced themselves to him and had no idea of his occupation
often gets asked to eat dinner tgt by the tenants despite of his social status
everytime he struggles with socialization, def goes to Zhōng Lí for advice
big bitch || arataki itto
30 yo
if nahida's the aunty of Teyvat Apartments, he's the uncle
likes to play cards with kids
sometimes likes to teach them how to gamble and Majiang (Mah Jong) too
def would be like one of those asian grandmas or aunties who'd yell profanities when they lose at Majiang (Mah Jong) or cards
also likes to gamble with the older tenants of the apartments (nahida, xiao, yae miko, dehya, etc)
if nahida wins he'd try so hard not to cuss at her cuz she plays calmly
if the other ppl wins then be prepared for a butt load of crap of words you dont know exists
it goes the same way for other ppl than itto too
Majiang especially
nahida's the only calm one there, the others arent
they'd stand up from their seats, yelling chinese cusses, japanese cusses, indian cusses, pointing at each other aggressively
what a normal game night
TAGLIST || @stellakito @crueldinasty @hysteriablues @hoesaria @dreamsofminnie @caffeine-mess @alatusorrow @lunaeclipsethesimp @lxkeeeee @myaaones @withloveminnie @shewolfniko @aeongiies @qwnelisa @liliumaraneae @candlebathwater @seirin-eyy @feiherp @nxsh30 @loivre @imdeadlyboredhelp @hotgirlshit5 @worldhardtibbysoft @mitsu-moshi @mono1606 @zomzomb1e @vvyeislazzy @crucnhice @omlxlaure @iethairs
@ownedbythescribe @mishtae @aloflapse @divinechicha @thefandomcrow @d4y-dr3am3r @tjjjrsj @certaindreampost @minninr @angelkazusstuff @zyilas @lumpywolf @haruaikawa @xiaosonlybeloved @reconaiise @yuyan @myoreiii @lordbugs @theaudacitiedmentose @scaravibe @exphhoria @venusflwers @ohmyfinggod @niyaiiz
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SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.
PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!
AUTHOR'S NOTES || pls note that this takes place in China, Beijing
ALSO IF THERES ANY MISTAKES IN LIKE CHINESE CULTURE PLS TELL ME I MIGHT GET SMTH WRONG
#idiot gamer series#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin impact x male reader#genshin impact x female reader#genshin x you#genshin x reader#genshin x male reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin x female reader#genshin scaramouche#genshin scara#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche
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TAGLIST CONTINUATION || @creammpuff @grimreapersscythe @junephantom21 @moonieie @mimissubway @zukaniscr @wqstcrn @ayamvirus @crowbird @lez-zuha
AUTHOR'S NOTES || taglist open for the next 40 ppl 🥰
IDIOT'S UGLY BOOTIFUL FAMILY
girl || Haley [Last Name]
eldest sibling of the [Last Name] family
has anger issues
also has a massive ego
likes to takes selfies but somehow hates getting her pictures taken without permission becuz it 'captures her bad side'
very selective when it comes to men
realized she's a lesbian when she almost had sex with a guy
what happened to guy you ask?
she slapped him and went off to get dressed and yelled that she's a lesbian becuz of him
poor guy
also has a girlfriend named Yuriko
Yuriko's a transfer from Japan and they met when they were working
is Yuriko nice?
i guess u can say she is cuz she's very wifey
will Haley ever propose?
probably
boytoy || Mark [Last Name]
youngest sibling of the [Last Name] family
narcissist
he's pretty and he knows it
sucks ass at sports tho
would be a lady hooker if he can, but [Name] taught him to be a woman respecter since apparently their mom isnt there to teach them how to
is bisexual
sucks at cooking so he always relies on [Name] to cook for him when their dad ain't home back in middle school and high school (since Haley only cooks for herself)
basically relies on [Name] a lot but not so much since he can work fine alone
he just likes companionship
degrading kink haver || Lila [Last Name]
the Aunt of the [Last Name] family (dad's side aka dad's sister)
yes she does have a degrading kink
just lives at a house right next to the [Last Name] residence but stops by often cuz bitch ass Haley won't take care of her siblings correctly
tried teaching Mark how to cook but ended up roasting the egg and its now stuck to the pan
yes
is a gambling addict
but when she wins some big money she'd invite Haley, Mark and [Name] to new amusement parks, shopping, etc etc
other than that a decent aunty
often asks Mark if he scored a lady's cooch cooch
he doesn't
hes a virgin
and Lila is very disappointed in that
dad || Jason [Last Name]
Father of the [Last Name] family
works as a car engineer
is NOT good with words
hated cats but when [Name] visited him with a cat in their arms, immediately bonds
is confused why [Name] is the only one with a Model husband instead of Haley or Mark having a spouse
(tbh he never expected the menace of the family to be happily wedded but good for u)
would be father of the year if only he just be truthful abt their mom
other than that hes a decent dad
cooks for the family, works for the family, (although grocery shopping would be hard but hes trying), and doesn't destroy his kids' mental health
good dad
(his pfp is from [Name], they sent him a cute cat named Maxwell from the internet and he kept using that pfp for almost a year straight)
TAGLIST || @stellakito @crueldinasty @hysteriablues @hoesaria @dreamsofminnie @caffeine-mess @alatusorrow @lunaeclipsethesimp @lxkeeeee @myaaones @withloveminnie @shewolfniko @aeongiies @qwnelisa @liliumaraneae @candlebathwater @seirin-eyy @feiherp @nxsh30 @loivre @imdeadlyboredhelp @hotgirlshit5 @worldhardtibbysoft @mitsu-moshi @mono1606 @zomzomb1e @vvyeislazzy @crucnhice @omlxlaure @iethairs
@ownedbythescribe @mishtae @aloflapse @divinechicha @thefandomcrow @d4y-dr3am3r @tjjjrsj @certaindreampost @minninr @angelkazusstuff @zyilas @lumpywolf @haruaikawa @xiaosonlybeloved @reconaiise @yuyan @myoreiii @lordbugs @theaudacitiedmentose @scaravibe @exphhoria @venusflwers @ohmyfinggod @niyaiiz
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SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.
PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!
FUN FACT !
this story takes place in China, Beijing.
the reason [Name]'s family names are American-styled, it's because Jason is a transfer from America to China for college. He met [Name]'s mom, Lian Hua, by being roommates.
since Lian Hua left the family to pursue her dreams, Jason decided to name his children by American names, solely because he wants to cut any Asian ties that's connected to Lian Hua herself.
he even moved from Shanghai to Beijing because of it.
#idiot gamer series#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin impact x male reader#genshin impact x female reader#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin x male reader#genshin x female reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin smau#genshin scaramouche#scaramouche x you#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#genshin scara
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IDIOT'S UGLY BOOTIFUL FAMILY
girl || Haley [Last Name]
eldest sibling of the [Last Name] family
has anger issues
also has a massive ego
likes to takes selfies but somehow hates getting her pictures taken without permission becuz it 'captures her bad side'
very selective when it comes to men
realized she's a lesbian when she almost had sex with a guy
what happened to guy you ask?
she slapped him and went off to get dressed and yelled that she's a lesbian becuz of him
poor guy
also has a girlfriend named Yuriko
Yuriko's a transfer from Japan and they met when they were working
is Yuriko nice?
i guess u can say she is cuz she's very wifey
will Haley ever propose?
probably
boytoy || Mark [Last Name]
youngest sibling of the [Last Name] family
narcissist
he's pretty and he knows it
sucks ass at sports tho
would be a lady hooker if he can, but [Name] taught him to be a woman respecter since apparently their mom isnt there to teach them how to
is bisexual
sucks at cooking so he always relies on [Name] to cook for him when their dad ain't home back in middle school and high school (since Haley only cooks for herself)
basically relies on [Name] a lot but not so much since he can work fine alone
he just likes companionship
degrading kink haver || Lila [Last Name]
the Aunt of the [Last Name] family (dad's side aka dad's sister)
yes she does have a degrading kink
just lives at a house right next to the [Last Name] residence but stops by often cuz bitch ass Haley won't take care of her siblings correctly
tried teaching Mark how to cook but ended up roasting the egg and its now stuck to the pan
yes
is a gambling addict
but when she wins some big money she'd invite Haley, Mark and [Name] to new amusement parks, shopping, etc etc
other than that a decent aunty
often asks Mark if he scored a lady's cooch cooch
he doesn't
hes a virgin
and Lila is very disappointed in that
dad || Jason [Last Name]
Father of the [Last Name] family
works as a car engineer
is NOT good with words
hated cats but when [Name] visited him with a cat in their arms, immediately bonds
is confused why [Name] is the only one with a Model husband instead of Haley or Mark having a spouse
(tbh he never expected the menace of the family to be happily wedded but good for u)
would be father of the year if only he just be truthful abt their mom
other than that hes a decent dad
cooks for the family, works for the family, (although grocery shopping would be hard but hes trying), and doesn't destroy his kids' mental health
good dad
(his pfp is from [Name], they sent him a cute cat named Maxwell from the internet and he kept using that pfp for almost a year straight)
TAGLIST || @stellakito @crueldinasty @hysteriablues @hoesaria @dreamsofminnie @caffeine-mess @alatusorrow @lunaeclipsethesimp @lxkeeeee @myaaones @withloveminnie @shewolfniko @aeongiies @qwnelisa @liliumaraneae @candlebathwater @seirin-eyy @feiherp @nxsh30 @loivre @imdeadlyboredhelp @hotgirlshit5 @worldhardtibbysoft @mitsu-moshi @mono1606 @zomzomb1e @vvyeislazzy @crucnhice @omlxlaure @iethairs
@ownedbythescribe @mishtae @aloflapse @divinechicha @thefandomcrow @d4y-dr3am3r @tjjjrsj @certaindreampost @minninr @angelkazusstuff @zyilas @lumpywolf @haruaikawa @xiaosonlybeloved @reconaiise @yuyan @myoreiii @lordbugs @theaudacitiedmentose @scaravibe @exphhoria @venusflwers @ohmyfinggod @niyaiiz
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SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.
PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!
FUN FACT !
this story takes place in China, Beijing.
the reason [Name]'s family names are American-styled, it's because Jason is a transfer from America to China for college. He met [Name]'s mom, Lian Hua, by being roommates.
since Lian Hua left the family to pursue her dreams, Jason decided to name his children by American names, solely because he wants to cut any Asian ties that's connected to Lian Hua herself.
he even moved from Shanghai to Beijing because of it.
#idiot gamer series#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin impact x male reader#genshin impact x female reader#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin x male reader#genshin x female reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin smau#genshin scaramouche#scaramouche x you#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#genshin scara
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i swear once i upload all profiles for Idiot Gamer smau i'll upload chapter 5 of my alhaitham smau 🥲
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TAGLIST CONTINUATION || @creammpuff @grimreapersscythe
AUTHOR'S NOTES || Taglist open for the next 48 ppl
BOWL CUT'S FAMILY
birth giver || Raiden Ei
Kabukimono's mom
retired Sensei of Raiden Martial Group
horrible cook
but also kicked out Kabukimono out of the household when he reached 17 because uh
he was an accident
Yae suggested Ei to abandon him without him knowing but thought of it as too cruel so instead she just kicks him out when he's at an appropriate age
ye
anyways uh
uses flip-phones too much to the point that she gets confused when she was given an actual, newer phone brand on why there's no keyboard
never gets contacted by Kabukimono anymore
for a valid reason tbh
birth giver's shitty wife || Yae Miko
a menace
never liked Kabukimono
never liked any of Ei's children tbh
the only person allowed to cook in the Raiden household
CEO of Yae Publishing Inc. (also chief editor of it, very judgemental too)
did i say she's a menace?
she is.
both at work and at home
even tho she doesn't like Kabukimono, she sometimes contacts him for a spa date
does Scara answer?
no
but he still comes anyways
birth giver's abandoned daughter || Raiden Senshi
The new Sensei of Raiden Martial Group
Raiden Martial Group basically teaches all kinds of Japanese Self Defense, Swordsmanship, Bowmanship, etc.
very skilled in Martial Arts, Kenjutsu (Japanese Swordsmanship), Naginatajutsu, and more
a very strict teacher
if you want to hire her as a mentor, you're practically asking for torture
merciless as HELLL
if she breaks your bone and you whine to her about it, she'd basically just stand there and go
" weakling! "
and say that you haven't trained enough
is she still in contact with the Raiden family?
kinda
but she's just
yk
there
scara doesnt like her, says that she's like a living robot with no personality
Aunty Makoto || Raiden Makoto
Ei's twin sister that's actually sane in the family
a humble doctor
lives in a different house than the Raiden family
when she was informed that Kabukimono was kicked out, she called him to see if he's alright and offered him to stay in her home for a while until he gets his life back up.
the only reason why scara is alive back then tbh
is still in contact with Scara
basically while Kabukimono was staying with her, she taught him all kinds of stuff to do to help her around the house
all his househusband skills are taught by her
shout out to Aunty Makoto fr
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SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.
PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!
FUN FACT !
yeo is tired of typing yalls usernames
yall r very thirsty and they can see that
but since yall like it they still wanna type the rest of the usernames that still wanna be tagged but tumblr cant allow them to mention more than 50 ppl <//33333
until repost is allowed
HEHEHEHHEHEHE
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BOWL CUT'S FAMILY
birth giver || Raiden Ei
Kabukimono's mom
retired Sensei of Raiden Martial Group
horrible cook
but also kicked out Kabukimono out of the household when he reached 17 because uh
he was an accident
Yae suggested Ei to abandon him without him knowing but thought of it as too cruel so instead she just kicks him out when he's at an appropriate age
ye
anyways uh
uses flip-phones too much to the point that she gets confused when she was given an actual, newer phone brand on why there's no keyboard
never gets contacted by Kabukimono anymore
for a valid reason tbh
birth giver's shitty wife || Yae Miko
a menace
never liked Kabukimono
never liked any of Ei's children tbh
the only person allowed to cook in the Raiden household
CEO of Yae Publishing Inc. (also chief editor of it, very judgemental too)
did i say she's a menace?
she is.
both at work and at home
even tho she doesn't like Kabukimono, she sometimes contacts him for a spa date
does Scara answer?
no
but he still comes anyways
birth giver's abandoned daughter || Raiden Senshi
The new Sensei of Raiden Martial Group
Raiden Martial Group basically teaches all kinds of Japanese Self Defense, Swordsmanship, Bowmanship, etc.
very skilled in Martial Arts, Kenjutsu (Japanese Swordsmanship), Naginatajutsu, and more
a very strict teacher
if you want to hire her as a mentor, you're practically asking for torture
merciless as HELLL
if she breaks your bone and you whine to her about it, she'd basically just stand there and go
" weakling! "
and say that you haven't trained enough
is she still in contact with the Raiden family?
kinda
but she's just
yk
there
scara doesnt like her, says that she's like a living robot with no personality
is also the youngest sibling of the Raiden family
Aunty Makoto || Raiden Makoto
Ei's twin sister that's actually sane in the family
a humble doctor
lives in a different house than the Raiden family
when she was informed that Kabukimono was kicked out, she called him to see if he's alright and offered him to stay in her home for a while until he gets his life back up.
the only reason why scara is alive back then tbh
is still in contact with Scara
basically while Kabukimono was staying with her, she taught him all kinds of stuff to do to help her around the house
all his househusband skills are taught by her
shout out to Aunty Makoto fr
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SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.
PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!
FUN FACT !
yeo is tired of typing yalls usernames
yall r very thirsty and they can see that
but since yall like it they still wanna type the rest of the usernames that still wanna be tagged but tumblr cant allow them to mention more than 50 ppl <//33333
until repost is allowed
HEHEHEHHEHEHE
#Idiot Gamer series#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin impact x male reader#genshin impact x female reader#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin x male reader#genshin x female reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin scaramouche#scaramouche x you#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche
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HI GUYS
im so so so sorry i went to get milk again 😭
ive been very busy with exams and studying along with my part-time job
UHHH BUT IM SURE MY SCHEDULE WILL CLEAR UP NEXT WEEK AND ILL POST CHAPTER 5 OF 3M3D33M SMAU I PROMISEE
also i downloaded stardew at my new pc thanks to the money from my part-time job LOL
TYSM FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME YALL THE BEST FR 😭
also my notifications have been blowing up from comments of the new masterlist of the househusband scara
SORRY BUT IT WILL BE DELAYED 😭😭
IM VERY BUSY IDK WHEN THE FIRAT CHAPTER WILL COME OUT THE PROFILES HAVENT EVEN BEEN POSTED YET 😭😭
THATS ALL I THINK THANKS SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR BEING PATIENT
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so real
Just so y’all know where my head is at rn
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THE FOOL & THE STUBBORN
Once, a Princess of a powerful empire fell in love with a lowly commoner. She was determined to marry the man, thinking that he was the right one.
However, the Commoner despises love. As he has had terrible experiences of it. And when he found out that the princess is in love with him. He was disgusted.
He tried everything to avoid the woman. Yet, the Princess would always manage to find him.
“ Will you marry me? ” She would always say with a lovely, bright smile.
The Commoner wanted oh-so badly to say no. But he was talking to a person with nobility. Just speaking to her badly would be like asking for death.
So, he'd always politely say.
“ I don't know, give me more time. ”
And so, everyday, the Princess would propose to the man. Any chance she could. And the Commoner would always say the same words.
And the cycle would repeat, day by day, again, and again, and again.
However, the princess was dying for a different answer. So she asked the jester of the empire for help.
Yet the jester did not spoke a word. As its job is to just entertain the noble.
With so much love to give, the princess cried and cried. Clutching her heart in pain.
And yet, another day has passed.
She proposed to the man again, this time, a less brighter smile. Hopeful as ever.
Yet the same words were spoken out.
“ I don't know, give me more time. ”
The Commoner still showed no remorse for the woman. As he left the Princess behind.
The Princess expected this. Usually, she'd think in a positive, excited way.
Now, she couldn't help but think.
Perhaps.
It is time to move on.
As the commoner was invited to the lovely wedding of two empires, he thought to himself.
Finally.
Yet, his chest started to hurt.
It was palpitating so fast, so loud.
It hurts.
Why is it doing that?
He didn't want to show up to the wedding. Thinking of it as a nuisance.
Yet his family insisted.
So he did.
As the church's bells chimed, flower petals falling from the sky, and a loud, continuous cheer echoed through the building.
A bride and a groom could be seen.
The bride, oh, the bride.
She was beautiful.
She was stunning.
She was heavenly.
The Commoner couldn't help but be surprised.
Why is the Princess marrying another?
The Commoner knew that rejecting the princess would result to leaving the woman heartbroken.
He knew that she proposed to the man an ungodly amount of times.
But why did it hurt so badly?
He wanted nothing but to close his eyes.
But the Princess was so beautiful, and so happy.
The Commoner was astonished.
Had he been in love with the Princess?
Then why would he reject the Princess' proposal?
Perhaps, it's because of his terrible, terrible experience with love.
Perhaps, it's because he thinks of her as a filthy, selfish noble.
Perhaps, he can't see himself being happy with another.
Perhaps, it's because he wanted to accept the proposal. but he thinks the Princess is too good for a lowly commoner like him.
The Commoner was in love with the princess.
Yet he was too late to realize that.
Now, she is happy with another man.
Who isn't him.
“ Geez, the commoner's such an idiot. ” [Name] grumbled, finally closing the short novel. “ Why are you even reading that in the first place? ” Kaveh asked, confused.
“ Well, I found an old novel earlier when I was sorting out my stuff. ehe. ” The [Hair Color] chuckled.
“ Plus, the commoner reminded me of a certain someone. ” “ Huh? Who? ”
“ I love you. ” The gray-haired male stated, “ .. What. ” [Name] sweat dropped.
“ I've loved you for a long time. Before you and Kaveh got together, before you two got married, and.. ”
“ I realized that too late. ”
“ I know I broke your heart that day. I know of it. Kokomi won't stop tweeting about you crying and not getting out of your room. The professors kept getting worried about you because of your absence. ” “ You can stop, that's too embarrassing bro. ”
“ But at that day.. I didn't know that I was in love with you too. You could say I was at.. Denial. But not what you think of. ” “ What do you mean? ”
“ ..I was afraid. ” “ What? ”
“ I was afraid that I wouldn't be a good lover. I was afraid that you would break my heart. I was afraid of you leaving me. I was.. ”
“ I was afraid of loving. ”
“ So I closed off my heart. And I turned you away. ” “ ... ”
“ And I wished that I never did. ”
“ Uh.. Dear, you're spacing out again. ” Kaveh stated, snapping his lover back to reality. “ Oh, right. The commoner just reminded me of.. ”
“ .. I don't know. I forgot. ”
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MASTERLIST || 3 MONTHS, 3 DAYS, AND 33 MINUTES
AUTHOR'S NOTES || this is an extra to the 3 Months, 3 Days, and 33 Minutes since i think i havent posted a single chapter or extra stuff to it lmao
after this i'll post chapter 5 LMAOAOA
#3 months 3 days and 33 minutes series#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin impact x male reader#genshin impact x female reader#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin x male reader#genshin x female reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin alhaitham#genshin kaveh#genshin kaveh x reader#kaveh x reader#genshin alhaitham x reader#alhaitham x reader#alhaitham x reader angst#genshin smau
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i refuse to believe zombie man from opm went on a date with tatsumaki no.
he never went on a date with anyone yes indeed
he went on a date with me instead 😇
(denial)
#one punch man#opm#yeo talks#THERES NO WAY#ITS NOT CANON RIGHT???#ITS JUST FANART RIGHT?????#RIGHT?????
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Sagau but reader is makima LMAOOO IMAGINE HOW TERRIFIED AND MANIPULATED BADLY THE CHARACTERS WOULD BE 😭💀
“ Your grace.. did you just kill albert..”
“ He deserves it anyway venti. You love me right? You'll forgive me right? I love you.. do you not love me too?.. ”
the gaslighting is crazy istg bro 🙏🏼
i dont watch chainsaw man but good god bro i fuckin love how makima gaslights ppl
the way zhongli would question his own motives after that but still worships his Creator even more
might as well give away his humanity, it's for his Grace after all <3
or maybe gaslighting scaramouche / wanderer to thinking that you love him and he loves you when in reality hes practically giving away his sanity to u
i'd think that some people like keqing or dainsleif would put up a fight but in the end they still end up yk
gaslit.
when the people of teyvat thinks that you love them and they love you but in reality you just see them as pawns in a chess game and you can do whatever you want without any consequences
damn
#genshin impact#genshin impact imagines#genshin sagau#genshin impact sagau#sagau#yandere genshin cult au#genshin cult au#yandere imagines#yandere genshin imagines#yandere genshin x reader#yandere genshin impact#yandere genshin#yandere genshin x you#yandere genshin au#yeo talks
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