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icexmav33 · 1 year
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Maverick: [opening the jet] What seems to be the problem Admiral?
Iceman: Get out of MY jet Mav or I’ll throw you out of the Navy!
Maverick: cmon babe you‘d never do that
Iceman: [taking out his phone] 3…2…
Maverick: [gets out of the jet]
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icexmav33 · 1 year
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Iceman: Oh you‘re still alive
Maverick: Don’t sound so disappointed I might think you don’t like me
Iceman: Well, I‘m married to you but you did burn our house down and left for two weeks and all this because I refused to bake Cookies for you at fucking 3am!
Maverick: Relationships…
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: Your arm is bleeding.
Maverick: Ohh really? I hadn’t noticed that half of my goddamned blood was flowing out of my arm but thanks for letting me know.
Iceman: No problem,dear.
Maverick: I hate you!
Iceman: Yeah, i know, I love you too. It was a stupid Idea to scream at this sleeping giant dog tho…
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: how do we keep getting into those situations?
Maverick: five years of dating and I still don’t know
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Slider: What are you going to do?
Iceman: Maverick, most likely
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: [sees someone in distance] what an idiot
Iceman: [realizes it’s Maverick]
Iceman: oh fuck, thats my idiot
Iceman: [looking around] does anyone know that…? No…? Perfect…
Iceman: [leaves before someone could tell him to make maverick stop]
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: where’s the idiot anyway?
Maverick: I’m right here
Iceman: surprisingly I’m not talking about you this time
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: shit, we’re gonna die
Maverick: now, i don’t wanna hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!
Iceman: [sarcastically] yay, we’re gonna die! Woohoo!
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Maverick: do you blame me for it, babe?
Iceman: I blame you for everything, Mav!
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Maverick: you told me to take care of it
Iceman: I didn’t say to destroy the entire city!
Maverick: Then you should’ve been more specific!
Goose:[to Slider] imagine hearing this without knowing they’re talking about their sons lego city…
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: if you do that again, I’ll throw you out that fucking window you-, what are you doing?
Maverick: checking how high the drop is, seeing if it’s worth it.
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: how is your day going?
Cyclone: well, no one died
Iceman: those are your standards?
Cyclone: your husband is training pilots, what else did you expect?
Iceman: I see…
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Maverick: I have a plan
Goose: is it a good plan?
Maverick: I have a plan
Goose: [whispering] dear lord save us
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Iceman: are you insane
Maverick: do you really want me to answer that?
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Maverick: i have a solution
Iceman: dear god, save us
Goose: great
Maverick: it might involve fire
Goose and Ice: absolutely not
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Maverick: just trust me
Iceman: the last time you said that my house burned down
Maverick: yeah but you didn’t die
Iceman: that‘s not the point
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icexmav33 · 2 years
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Maverick: [comming into ices office after doing something stupid] on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right not?
Iceman: I’m hovering somewhere in the high thirties
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