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Elliot is also a siren

Harvey is fae, you have to pay for his services even after you marry him, if that makes sense

I'm gonna say Alex is also a werewolf, just gives me those vibes yk?

STARDEW VALLEY MONSTER AU!!!

Idk why but all I've been able to think about the past few days have been an idea for an AU where all the bachelors and bachelorettes are monsters so here's my thoughts!

I'm going to rank my ideas for what monsters they are going to be from a scale of "you can literally not change my mind" to "I barely know anything about them please help"

Abigail is obviously going to be a witch. With the theory of her being the wizards daughter as well as her spirituality, making her a witch would be the obvious choice.

Sam is a werewolf and you can't change my mind on this one. He is THE golden retriever bachelor so making him a dog is just a given. I could see him go full dog mode when he's around Abigail and Sebastian. I don't think he'll cause too many problems during the full moon, as long as he's fed well.

Sebastian being a vampire is also another obvious one. I could see him desperately trying to find an alternative way to quench his bloodthirst (literally) because he doesn't want to hurt anyone. He would probably try to feed on animals at first or something like that.

Shane is a zombie. I think it would be an ironic turn of events if he ended up dying and then came back to life. The rest of the village would probably not even notice anything because he already looked kinda dead, Jaz would probably be a little suspicious, but if a toddler told you that her alcoholic godfather was a zombie you would probably just think she's got a wild imagination.

Emily and Haley are definitely sirens to me, specifically the mermaid type of siren. I don't really have much to back this one up other than Haley being the typical "beautiful but mean girl" and idk it gives siren to me, also the thought of Emily and Haley swimming around with beautiful mermaid tails just makes me happy.

I literally have no idea what the rest of the bachelors and bachelorettes could be, if anyone has any ideas please send me an ask or something like that.

Goodnight Duo

Goodnight little gay people in my phone

and more !!

im a real boy!!! im made of skin and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and human heart

Innefable inkyober day 3- Ball

Crowley attended his first ball in 1825. He found it rather stuffy. The next ball he went to was hosted by Aziraphale who had somehow charmed half the street into thinking they were in a Jane Austin novel while the armies of hell banged down the door. Now he was at a very diffrent sort of ball. It had many of the same people as the last, but no one was charmed now. Instead they were coming together to celebrate a new era of Fell and Co books, run by one Muriel. Muriel sold the books. It had startled Crowley at first, but then he started to pack up Aziraphales favorites and buy more modern books to sell. He decided that if Aziraphale wasn't going to be here not all of his books would be either. To celebrate, they were having a ball.

Ineffable Inktober day 2- magic

Aziraphale was privy to the worlds first use of magic. Well, the first magic act anyway. A man in Egypt with a cup-and-ball trick. Aziraphale was hooked. He asked the man, Dedi, to teach him. Azriaphale was not good at magic. In fact, he was quite terrible at it. All of his tricks failed, it took him a hundred or so years to get one that fooled even a child. Though, as he left the theater with Crowley after their succesful magic act he felt quite proud of himself. Finally, Aziraphale had done magic! The human way. And he had avoided getting shot! Crowley was not as impressed, rather grumpy about it all really. Oh well, nothing to be done about it. Crowley was almost always grumpy.

Innefable Inktober Prompt 1-Creation

"Nanny look!" Warlock yelled excitedly. He held up a lump of greenish clay in the rough shape of a star.

"Hello Warlock. What have you made?" Crowley said. She wrinkled her nose at the sage smell that came off the clay.

"It's a creation! I'm calling it Wormwood. An' it can be my new friend!"

"Very nice dear. Why does it smell like that?" The woman tried to be patient with Warlock. He was the Antichrist, but currently he was four and did not need a snappish, uncaring nanny.

The boy shrugged. "I dunno. Just does."

Crowley sighed. "Warlock, I love your creation, but we really must do something about that smell." Warlock frowned and shook his head, tears forming in his eyes.

"Nuh-uh. It's my creation and it can smell however I want it to!" He suddenly turned and ran into the woods.

"Warlock! Come here this instant!" Crowley started to follow her charge into the woods, yelling vauge threats the whole way. She eventually found Warlock and his creation huddled under a fallen tree.

"Do you want to talk about what upset you so much?" She looked at the small boy. He stared up at her with tears in his eyes.

"It's good the way it is. Wormwood doesn't need'tah be changed to be good." Crowley nodded and sat down next to him.

"No, it doesn't. Wormwood is good the way it is." He was suddenly in her lap, burying his face into his shoulder and clutching his creation tight.

"I'm good too." It was a whisper, Crowley just barely caught it.

"Of course you are dear. So good, just the way you are."

I figured out why we’re all so terribly shaken over the ineffable divorce. I don’t only speak for myself when I’m saying that we are ACTUALLY distressed, and that this is - for many - a unique experience, even for those who have spent time in numerous fandoms cheering for romantic couples.

I think it’s the relatability. Sure, both Azi and Crowley are celestial beings, but not really. They look like real, imperfect people and they stumble around each other in ways very familiar to most of us. I notice how we analyze both their actions, but often identify with Crowley.

Why Crowley? Well, he was cast out of Heaven for asking questions (I’m gonna assume the Tumblr crowd knows how being chastised for questioning things feels). Then, as he wandered the Earth mostly alone (we know that feeling too), his only meaningful relationship was the only other guy who seemed equally misplaced (didn’t we all grow up as the class freak, who - maybe, if we were lucky - had that one friend who wanted to hang out no matter what?)…

…And then, as we grow into adults, still misfits, we become used to judgment, to people leaving. We’re too much, we don’t behave. We often go into various forms of hiding, hoping the world will leave us alone. We shy away from people.

We might find that one friend. Partner. Lover. Colleague. Classmate in uni, whatever, it doesn’t matter. We’ve spent years closing ourselves off, but this person opens us up. It seems so easy with them, and we start trusting them, slowly letting them in. We’ve all been there, right?

…And then they choose something else. Not in the “drifting apart” sense, but in the “actively choosing something else over your relationship” sense. Perhaps they stole your idea at work and thought nothing of accepting the praise. Perhaps their partner doesn’t like you and so, you’re out - even after years of friendship. Perhaps they dump you via text despite living with you, to run off with someone from work. Perhaps they shared that deep, dark secret you finally dared telling them, and now everyone knows.

Whatever it was, it turned your idea of them on its head. Made you question everything they said and did, if they ever were who you thought they were. At the same time, it ruins your trust in people in general. If this person, who you thought cared for you as much as you did for them, could stab you in the back like that… then anyone could.

We are, collectively, Crowley. The freak with that one important relationship with someone who chose to abandon him. We can discuss what’s really going on, sure - but this is what Crowley FEELS.

I think this got to me personally because I recently quit a job due to ethical reasons. The boss was my best friend, who made terrible choices affecting both me and everyone else in the workplace. They chose selfish gain over everything else. It shattered my view of them, of people, of myself. I lost half my life in one resignation.

I am Crowley. Just like you.

-to drink coffee with a ghost by amanda lovelace

I just watched Across the spiderverse and I just wanna know who tf ends a movie like that

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Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform