Meet you somewhere over the 🌈.
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Two words: “Moldy” & “Feet”
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Remember...
It’s okay to sleep in.
It’s okay to cry for no reason.
It’s okay to not like running.
It’s okay to fail a test.
It’s okay to be sad.
It’s okay to be human.
It’s okay to be you.
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Everytime you wear your favorite shirt it dies a little bit (source)
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The weirdest thing about being a baby is that occasionally people just walk over, pick you up and sniff your ass
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It’s weird that balls are associated with being tough when they’re one of the most pain sensitive parts of the body.
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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
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Reblog if you’re dead
Wanna see how many people are dead
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Shit Slytherins Say: #155
Slytherin #1: Rules are made to be broken.
Ravenclaw: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Slytherin #1: Um, Piñatas.
Slytherin #2: Glow sticks.
Slytherin #1: Karate boards.
Slytherin #2: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
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In every painting depicting Adam and Eve both Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
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@DKMS_us @DKMS_uk @OlanRogers @FinalSpace #StarCadet #FinalSpace
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@DKMS_us @DKMS_uk @OlanRogers @FinalSpace #StarCadet #FinalSpace
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