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Bo Burnham as Ryan Cooper in Promising Young Woman (2020)
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and we're back to wby this blog was created. Holiday season. if you need help this holiday season, please reach out. we are here to help you :)
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Shh, the wine aunts are enjoying each other's company in their natural habitat
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take my hand
take my whole life too
for I can’t help falling in love with you
~💕
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I saw Inside in theaters last night, and I gotta say that it hits so different to hear Bo say "is there anyone out there, or am I all alone?" To a movie theater full of people
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No one asked for it but heres hereditary fanfic set to take place directly after the credits :) have fun
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Hey, I'm still alive!!! I wrote a new chapter for this fic. Check it out if you want :)
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I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings
You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you
People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them
How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.
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no offense but why cant yall handle people rejecting your apologies with dignity
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Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game
Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in
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Hold off on the McChicken. Support fast food workers.
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The Fanfic Author’s Guide to Metatext
(As Used on Ao3)
by Eiiri
Here it is as a PDF available on google drive
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I feel like there’s needs to be, like, handbook for authors who post on Ao3 for effective metatext.
By metatext I mean like tagging, summary, and authors notes (especially initial authors notes at the beginning of a fic). The means by which we communicate to our readers what they’re getting into.
Because we kind of all have to learn it by osmosis and there are conventions but nobody’s really taught them at the start, so there’s inconsistencies and misunderstandings or people just not knowing things through no fault of their own.
This ends up breeding frustration and confusion and in the worst cases resentment, hurt, and aggression.
I’m severely tempted to make such a handbook and get it circulating.
I think it would do fandom a lot of good.
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