Peter bridge. reblog if you agree
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i gotta be honest with y'all, i grew up in a culture that had me fully convinced that i would be locked in with a partner and ready to settle down by the time i was twenty. now that im twenty and very much not locked in with anyone, i'm kind of like, i don't really know what to do. should i become a doctor? start a youtube channel? will i ever find love or meaningful connection in this life? i don't know!!!
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unstoppable force (thinking younger me would hate the way I turned out) vs immovable object (thinking younger me would be super proud of me for making it this far)
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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my wildest rich people dream: buy a car that doesn't suck (without financial stress), go to college (without financial stress), buy a house (without financial stress), have kids (without financial stress), take 1-2 vacations a year (without financial stress)
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i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens in my mind (tumblr.com)
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ladies and gentlemen i regret to inform you that within minutes of uploading this post suddenly there were a million things to do and i have not known peace since
the only thing worse than a busy day at work is a day where you run out of things to do within your first hour and have to spend the next seven trying to look busy
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the only thing worse than a busy day at work is a day where you run out of things to do within your first hour and have to spend the next seven trying to look busy
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brunette men. reblog if you agree
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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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i just think playing mrs lovett in a community theatre production of sweeney todd would fix me
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maybe i'm just not meant to be loved romantically or to chase after any of my dreams in a way that truly matters or feels fulfilling. when i was a child i always had this dreadful feeling that i'd never make it to adulthood, and now that i'm here i'm just not quite sure how to live with myself. everything feels so impossible, but i know that i need to do something. i just don't know what. i know what i want, but i don't know what to do or how to get there. do i take the safest, most realistic path, or do i take a risk and put myself out there for just the teensiest chance at happiness?
anyways, *puts my airpods in and starts listening to gangnam style again, because it will make it to my spotify wrapped this year*
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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"but he's also lin manuel-miranda." AAAHHH💀
THIS.
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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tried to have a self care day to prep for hot girl summer... burned myself with the wax, got lactic acid in my eye, and my self-tanner came out streaky. i think the universe is trying to tell me to give up.
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