“‘we need more morally gray female characters’ y’all can’t even handle—“ these characters aren’t meant to be loved by the masses. they’re meant to be worshipped by a niche group of sapphics who defend her against the hate train like their lives depend on it. release the unhinged women. they will be loved

Angie Wang - The Pony Express Delivers Its Apologies

I know it's because of how Melinoë was raised but like the deference she shows to others is wild compared to Zagreus, who mentally categorizes everyone he meets into "homie" or "hater" and acts accordingly

You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to the most common denominator, the everyman funnyman comedy show that runs for eleven seasons but with the entire universe in mind. You ask her how much of the dead fish is your fault, she says it's far less than you'd think, in the grand scheme of things. You ask her if you matter at all. If you can do anything. She shrugs her rotting shoulders and says mattering is a made-up concept, like life, but sure, you can matter if you want to, on some scale. She has many scales. She doesn't know what you mean by 'anything', but you can do everything you can. You ask her if it's enough. She says there's no base requirement for deserving to exist. She's smoking a joint and the smoke filtering out of her gills gathers and forms gas giants and red dwarfs. You ask her if there's any hidden secrets of the universe you should know and she says it's not a secret if she tells, plus it's fun to let you figure it out yourself. You ask her if any of your questions were right questions and she says you worry about being right so much it might keep you from fucking around, which is as close to meaning of life as she ever bothered to make. You don't ask but she says she loves your hair, also your whole being, also your planet. She says she figured out what love is yesterday and is trying it out, which explains the ten thousand rainbows and sudden influx in rains of fish. She offers you a drag of her joint and you wake up half past midnight behind a chain restaurant clutching a smoked salmon. The new stars are winking like they're in on some joke and you're sure if you try hard enough you'll remember what it is.

i had a partner once

Can we please have a, “and now to Jayce for the weather” and just have a gif of him getting hit with a stop sign? I volunteer to make the gif.

Thank you for your recommendation; we here in the newsroom found it to be immensely entertaining. Unfortunately, such content would be more befitting of a comedy blog that thrives on silly posts. Since we are a serious news account, it would be contrary to our standards to post such a gif here

And now, we’ll be going live to Jayce with the weather:

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(Special thanks and credit to connielingus423 for the idea and gif creation)

anyone else feeling like those stick pins and cottons left in the top drawer or is it just me

New Painting...🔥

drunk women’s bathroom visit at a bar is worth *at least* three therapy sessions

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

my beautiful girlfriend having a sick and twisted reality check

KAT ELLIOT voiced by Lyric Ross Wendell & Wild (2022), dir. Henry Selick

How the mane 6 would react to getting handed divorce papers

"Character doesn't act traumatized"

The flaw with the criticism of "this character isn't acting traumatized, you need to show how this event changed them" is that a lot of people experience EXTREME traumatic events and think it's normal. Their behavior might change in subtle ways, but they mostly just continue with their life.

This is especially true in children/young characters. See example here:

Slightly redesigned Karlach that I did for fanart friday last year! 🥳💕 There's a print of her available on my inprnt as well! :3c 💖💕

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