Next time you get a "tumblr/facebook questionnaire" asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this...
Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions
Stay Frosty
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"Six callers ahead of us Jimmy"
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the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye
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umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
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When my Mom tells me what I’m wearing looks awful on me-
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Took my dog to see some dinos today
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The "nightmare dressed like a daydream" squad
pisces, libra, taurus, gemini, cancer
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For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)
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I’m just saying, if seals are mermaid dogs then otters are definitely mermaid cats.
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Amazing Lesbian Irony
My lesbian friend is not out to her parents. They don’t want her to be in a relationship so they’re sending her to an all girls camp for the entire summer.
SHE WILL NOT STOP SMILING.
This is beautiful. :D
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