Revised from an old Hoid punching Kelsier meme

HOLD THE PHONE

(Is there any hope for my Hoid/Frost headcanon)

Outfit design for Hoid & Design in YatNP (Finished!)

Did some Ravenclaw people: Navani/Hoid/Shallan (I suppose?)

After reading one of the newest wobs

Random musings on Hoid’s outfit in YatNP

Hoid in Hanfu (A rough study for a later piece)

Update: Also with Shallan!

Now, I'm not saying that the noodle restaurant and coat rack are a ploy to lure Kelsier's avatar and steal his coat, but...

Reminding everyone that I love Design.

I can't believe we all missed Hoid in the announcement video.

Hoid over the cosmere

Hoid in Elantris It is I, Hoid. The poor beggar. Sure I’ll help you smuggle these weapons into the city of Elantris.

Hoid in Mistborn era 1: It is I, Hoid, the blind beggar. I can help you but for a price. Also I’m kind of a thief. Depends on the day.

Hoid in Mistborn era 2: Hey there, me again. Except now im a rich beggar but only in new Seran. I can also drive a coach!! Isn’t that fun?

Hoid in Warbreaker: It is I, Hoid once again. I tell stories! Also play music and sometimes use sand to exemplify my points.

Hoid in White Sand: hey it’s Hoid here. Finally some fuckin ramen noodles. Delicious!

Hoid in Stormlight archives: Hello, it’s Wit. {I changed my name as a disguise.} You’re telling me that there is a job where I can tell stories AND insult people??? And they can’t do anything about it??? And it’s in the Alethian court so the royalty makes sure I’m protected? Sign me up! Also I’m romantically involved with the queen over here and her brother might’ve had a thing for me, I don’t really know. Also also Hoid isn’t actually my name, I stole it from someone I loved. And I might be getting hunted down or whatever. Minor issue. I can handle it. Oh what’s this? Yeah I’ve bonded a spren. Designs not very nice. She ruins stories. Also I’m immortal or something but I can’t fight people. It’s a long story.

Hoid in the secret projects: Hey it’s me again. I’m actually the one TELLING this story. Also I’m a coatrack in a ramen shop.

Also Hoid: yeah I can see the future or something? Name an ability across the cosmere and I’ve got it! Mostly

*mood*

Hoid: *makes an appearance*

Cosmere fans:

Has Hoid ever flown a kite during a high storm?

*stares very intently at Wit*

Every time you get to that part of a new cosmere book