i actually tried injecting the rom into the 3DS virtual console the other day and it returned this same message, which tickled me even more

I was honestly so tickled by this error message from Quarantine Crystal that I had to record it

very important when brewing your own ice to fit your water bottle that you check how big your water bottle actually is. cannot stress this enough

I love baseball

fortnite has a very specific issue for me where it makes the microphone i use (ps5 controller) shit the bed as soon as the game boots up. like my mic transitions from a reasonable usable mic to something you'd hear in a rally car cockpit coming from the moon. no fuckin idea why

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

when is joe biden going to address the theyfabs

i generally dont like to be in the habit of sticking my dick in hornets nests, but i do think it's very funny what some people consider to be highly important queer discourse

i generally dont like to be in the habit of sticking my dick in hornets nests, but i do think it's very funny what some people consider to be highly important queer discourse

it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson

Lechonk -- Atsuko Nishida