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hog-martian · 6 years
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just a reminder that when you insult someone it stays with them. you may brush off people who tell you ‘watch what you say!’ but literally watch what you say! you never know how it could affect someone. my friend called me ugly in january and, guess what? now i don’t believe anyone when they call me pretty. my friend called me annoying and now i’m afraid to participate in things too much in case i come across as annoying. certain insults stick with people forever y’all. don’t use your words lightly.
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hog-martian · 6 years
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my hp ships woop
1. ron and hermione are my favourite canon ship literally ever
2. harry, ginny and luna can fuck me up any day of the week seriously (or alternatively, harry and ginny by themselves or ginny and luna by themselves)
3. james and lily!
4. snape and death
5. SIRIUS AND REMUS
6. neville and hannah we don’t know much about them but we love them
7. fleur and bill
8. george weasley and lee jordan
9. draco and choking on a dick
10. marlene and mary
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hog-martian · 6 years
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F U C K
Gen Z culture is the randomly striking and nearly overpowering urge to go check on your Webkinz from like 7 years ago
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hog-martian · 6 years
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i wish if you chose gryffindor the villain was slytherin, and if you chose slytherin the villain was hufflepuff, and if you chose hufflepuff the villain was ravenclaw and if you chose ravenclaw the villain was gryffindor. like why is there ALWAYS THE SLYTHERN VILLIAN, EVEN IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE A SLYTHERIN
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hog-martian · 6 years
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i want my character to date bill and merula and felix and tonks and penny do u see the problem,
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hog-martian · 6 years
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drag me
Chances are that if you’re in the Hogwarts Mystery tag then you’re waiting for energy.
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hog-martian · 6 years
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snape in hogwarts mystery can suck a thousand bag of oily penises he’s so FUCKING ANNOYING
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hog-martian · 6 years
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my hair is literally dark brown. you sound stupid. non black people can literally have any hair color.
my hermione
when i was reading the books i always imagined hermione looking like me - kind of short, medium dark skin, freckles, unruly bushy hair, big teeth. and, since i imagined her as myself, i imagined her as black and latina. i’ve always related to her and her social awkwardness, intelligence, know it all personality, stubbornness, the works
i didn’t realize that projecting yourself onto a fictional character was apparently controversial. hermione granger is one of the most racially ambiguous characters i’ve ever read, and she can be white, black, latina, asian, anything you want. go for it! hermione, for me, will always be a reflection of who i am.
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hog-martian · 6 years
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that’s literally untrue you dumb swine
my hermione
when i was reading the books i always imagined hermione looking like me - kind of short, medium dark skin, freckles, unruly bushy hair, big teeth. and, since i imagined her as myself, i imagined her as black and latina. i’ve always related to her and her social awkwardness, intelligence, know it all personality, stubbornness, the works
i didn’t realize that projecting yourself onto a fictional character was apparently controversial. hermione granger is one of the most racially ambiguous characters i’ve ever read, and she can be white, black, latina, asian, anything you want. go for it! hermione, for me, will always be a reflection of who i am.
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hog-martian · 6 years
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american public school things
fucking pep rallies where they see which grade can scream the loudest
SWEET CAROLINE (everyone else joins in) BUM BUM BUUUUM
my friend and i fought for a month over kahoot because he clicked the wrong answer on my ipad and i scratched him so YEAH TAKING KAHOOT TOO SERIOUSLY
educational rap videos made by middle aged white teachers
teachers shit talking the textbooks
kids who throw their arms back and run through the halls like anime characters
getting written up if you don’t have an id
one time my teacher lost his stuffed monkey (annabelle) and for the next couple of days classes kept kidnapping the monkey from whoever had her, it was a whole scavenger hunt
shooter and fire drills
restrictive movements that last for two hours
random clapping during lunch?
that one kid who runs everywhere
those shitty jerseys you have to wear in gym you know the ones
giving the teachers nicknames
dragging substitute teachers like a mop
bomb threats!:)
sexual assault assemblies that turn into a huge joke
those fucking drunk driving car crash things they do? where they have someone DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT WHAT THE FUCK
the one teacher that all the bad kids are cool with
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hog-martian · 6 years
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not gonna lie literally everything olivia does in omb annoys me
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hog-martian · 6 years
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Shout out to all the people who realize what an asshole Snape is
Reblog if you’re an anti Snape blog so i can follow you!
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hog-martian · 6 years
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this is my fav fan art of her :-)
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Happy black history month! Have a Hermione in Rons sweater
also available on redbubble!
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hog-martian · 6 years
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my hermione
when i was reading the books i always imagined hermione looking like me - kind of short, medium dark skin, freckles, unruly bushy hair, big teeth. and, since i imagined her as myself, i imagined her as black and latina. i’ve always related to her and her social awkwardness, intelligence, know it all personality, stubbornness, the works
i didn’t realize that projecting yourself onto a fictional character was apparently controversial. hermione granger is one of the most racially ambiguous characters i’ve ever read, and she can be white, black, latina, asian, anything you want. go for it! hermione, for me, will always be a reflection of who i am.
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