Customer: (not on record)
DMV: XL BIG-PENIS?
Verdict: DENIED
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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed
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Bitch why you mad? Because allies pop severely and gays don’t?
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that chimera ain't right
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what the fuck
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I love subjects and topics
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period dramas? yeah im in them monthly
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Customer: ORIGINAL CALIFORNIA
DMV: OG-ORIGINAK GANGSTER
Verdict: DENIED
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Just submitted my late withdrawal and withdrawal limit exemption form and documentation and i want to destroy myself
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