librarianpirate
Librarian Pirate
Books, babies (well, two teens), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness.
Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland.
the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com
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Critical Role spoilers behind the cut
I'm behind but thoroughly spoiled. I think FCG is going to die on my way to work today and I have no idea how to handle that. Should I hold off and listen on my way home?
Honestly, I cry at work semi constantly since I'm on the battle of the books committee so I'm always reading heartbreaking books to evaluate them for the list. Crying over a fictional automaton isn't even novel. Y'all should have seen me when I read A Rovers Story.
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Dir. Donald Petrie
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
Link will be in the reblog!
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🥘 stillstainless following
full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me
🔲 tupperware follow
can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
🍳 cast-iron following
op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
🔲 tupperware follow
can you actually fuck off
🥣 countercandy mutuals
☕ mug-shots follow
i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO
🐾 dogbowl follow
dusty ass
🍴silverwarewolf following
all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3
#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok
🥡 lunchb0x follow
Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year
#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang
🔁cast-iron following
anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains
tupperware answered: what if i killed myself
🥤 papercup mutuals
WASP IN ME
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Spicing up the afternoon by letting the office vote on names for the remaining 2 book carts in the office slack.
People are getting passionate about this
We already have Dolly Carton, Louisa May Alcartt, and Carth Vader
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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thank you, I will
Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day
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average internet user boops 3 blogs a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person boops 0 blogs per year. Tumblr Georg, who lives on tumblr & boops over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to boop on mountainsides. They grave that booping.
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When no one was looking
Lex Luthor booped 40 blogs. He booped 40 blogs. That's as many as four tens. And that's wonderful.
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This is Just to Say
I have booped
the snoots
that were on
my dashboard
and if you hold
your cursor
over
the button
for like three
seconds
you can send
a super boop
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
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In honor of the day. Y'all, my boops are an act of whimsy
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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
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