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hisokakissmeplz · 21 days

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My ass would've "you baby" my way into his pants tbh

#hisoka #hisoka morow #hunter x hunter #hisoka hunter x hunter #hisoka morrow #illumi zoldyck #hisoka morrow x reader #hisoka hxh #hisoka x reader #hisoka hcs

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hisokakissmeplz · 21 days

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me when the fic i wrote on a whim gets more interactions than the fic i poured my blood, sweat, tears, cunt into

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hisokakissmeplz · 1 month

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what U guys need to understand about me is that i think with my clit and also i have a poet’s soul

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hisokakissmeplz · 1 month

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Scruffy

I can’t get over him I NEED MORE‼️‼️‼️

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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KINK RATING TIME!!

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it!

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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Some of y'all would crumble at this (me)

#hisoka hunter x hunter #hisoka morow #hunter x hunter #hisoka morrow x reader #hisoka hcs #hisoka x reader #hisoka morrow #hisoka #hisoka hxh #captain buggy #buggy smut #buggy one piece #op buggy #buggy x reader #buggy the clown #red haired shanks

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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For the Hisoka girlies

With those nails though… it might hurt.

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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Smash

Batshit insane clown

#hisoka #hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoka hunter x hunter #hisoka hxh #hisoka morrow #hisoka morrow x reader #hisoka smut #hisoka morow #hisoka x reader #hisoka hcs #hisoillu #sub hisoka #hisollumi #hisources #hisomachi #hisoka fluff

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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omg I was a little scared bc I didn't wanna bother u

Sending big hugs right back😘

Im a little scared but

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE UR GETTING FLAMED OVER DUMB SHIT UR WRITING IS SO GOOD AND IF SOMEONE DOESNT LIKE IT WHY ARE THEY READING IT LIKE STFU ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT NEEDED TP BE SAID HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT

(I hope not of me?? 🥹)

But thank you for your kind words 🥹🫶 sending a big hug out to you so watch out hehe

I don't know why people feel the need to complain if it's not up their alley. I'm all for constructive feedback if I really did fuck up but that was just a wild ride

#Anon is crazy #Literally screaming bc u answered this #And tysm I thought of my username like in the middle of the night and it's been that since

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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Guys I'm sick *cough* *cough*

Sick head cannons adulttrio

Illumi

Avoids you like the plague when you're sick tbh

Like he'll ft you for hours but won't step a foot in your house

Anything you need he'll buy without hesitation

It's not that he doesn't care

He has responsibilities and can't get sick

It's the same when he's sick tho

He won't let you anywhere near him bc he doesn't want you sick

He comes to see you as soon as neither of you are sick tho

Hisoka

Opposite of illumi

Is not afraid of getting sick

"I don't get sick, I'm too strong"

He'd flex trying to cheer you up and pouts everytime you turn away from his kisses

Will sleep in the bed with you to keep you warm

Surprise surprise he gets sick

He'd be such a whiney ass bitch tbh

He wouldn't ask you to take care of him he'd just kind of guilt trip you into doing it honestly

Chrollo

He'll find you the best doctor robbery money can buy

Not as close as hisoka but he won't avoid you like illumi

Brings you anything you could possibly want and will stay with you till he's sure your comfortable

He insists he isn't sick and will until he can't even stand

Still tells you he's fine and gets to take care of himself

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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Rewatching house of 1000 corpses and this was all I could think about

Proud of this one

#house of 1000 corpses #three from hell #devils rejects #texas chainsaw massacre #otis driftwood #rob zombie #bill moseley #chop top sawyer

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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On a date w the adulttrio but they're needy

Illumi

He's usually so good at controlling his urges. Something about being away for so long and seeing you, you were so mean. Wouldn't even let him kiss you until you went out, so it's no surprise when you see him start to adjust his waistband under the table.

It's not too much later before you feel his hand on your thigh and before the food can even get to the table he has your leg over his and his pointer finger doing circles on your clit.

You take a sip to cover the moan you feel slide up your throat while your other hand finds solace in Illumi's hair. He acts unaffected but you can tell by the small sweat raising on his brow that he's barely holding back. You lean over to kiss him but the sudden force of his middle finger in your cunt knocks you off course.

He keeps a steady pace, slow and not nearly enough for either of you to be satisfied yet you whine at the absence when he pulls his hand away.

"Lumi..?"

"Not now....that wouldn't be much fun for me now would it?"

Illumi's voice purred into your ears lowly, sucking on his fingers for even the slightest taste of you.

"I promise, I'll take good care of you once we're home."

Hisoka

When is he not on the edge of busting a nut?

He promised you a nice romantic dinner, trying to take things slow and be intimate but he could already feel the tightness in his pants as soon said his name.

"Hisoka, are you even listening to me?"

"not really, no."

He scoffed when you slapped his arm and listened as you repeated yourself, yet his mind couldn't help from slipping. Everything you did tantalized him. The way sat, your dress sitting pretty and high on your thighs and all he could think about was devouring you.

Hisoka really did try to listen to you, honestly. But it was becoming increasingly difficult to sit with the hardness growing in his pants. He situated himself again and was focused on you once more.

That was until you leaned over, reaching for something on the table and he felt you brush against him, the friction and the warmth radiating off of you was too much. He knew you knew as well from the way you placed your hand between his thighs, resting on the seat while you were trying to act innocent.

Of course being who he is, Hisoka couldn't let you have all the fun teasing and he delighted in the soft gasp that left your lips when you felt him under the table and his head up your skirt.

"Please be quiet ma cœur, this will only take a second."

Chrollo

He's a gentleman, he'd try to just indure it until the appropriate time. Of course you knew what was best for him and he didn't stop you when he felt the warmth of your hand on his pants.

His face became red with every soft palm of your hand, his hand coming up to cover his mouth. Even like this he looked so sophisticated. He was doing so well, he even began to order. That was until you took his distraction to your advantage.

Chrollo choked on his words as he felt you bare hand wrap around his dick. He hurried his way through the rest of the order trying to maintain his facade but the redness on his cheeks continued to grow.

He could barely keep himself relaxed as you began to move your hand agonizingly slow on him. He whispered small 'no's and broken whimpers of 'please' trying not to make a scene. He composure fell completely though, when you leaned over and spit directly onto his top, rubbing it in small circles.

The moan that fell from his lips was angelic as it rang through your ears while he dragged you out of the restaurant.

"but I wanted food..."

"later."

Was all he could muster before he was dragging you into the nearest alleyway.

"You'll be the death of me, darling."

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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guys......inspo

Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.

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hisokakissmeplz · 2 months

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details:

all credits to the original artist @zuyuancesar on twitter/X, ig & tumblr

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hisokakissmeplz · 3 months

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No one reblogs on tumblr anymore.

No one leaves comments on Ao3 anymore.

Seriously people the lack of fandom interaction these days makes me genuinely depressed, it never used to be like this, makes me wonder what's the point of coming online to do anything anymore.

Reblog a post so other people can see it.

Leave a comment so the author doesn't feel like giving up.

Fandom cannot live on Likes or Kudos alone.

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