heterochromicnachos
Heterochromic Nachos
| 16 | Diagnosed with ADHD and Autism | Catholic Christian | Aroace | love everyone, regardless of what they said to you! |
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
If this fucking happens
Im writing for ROTTMNT again bc holy shit I’m so excited I might get back into the community oh my FUCKING GOD /POS
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FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT
*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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weirdest art trick i have is that sketching limbs is easier and neater if you slice em at the joints instead of using those little circles
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]
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No, not really. Just makes you loopy enough to ignore it until they can inject your gums with the no hurty juice.
Aaaa
You can close your mouth now
Actually don't they basically drug you people in America when you go to the dentists
Or was that not needed for you
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petition to make boops permanent, reblog to sign.
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO! GET THOSE NOTES GOING
Alright yall fuckers I need to do productive ass shit so if this shit gets,, uhhh fuck
2000 notes I'll start posting at least one fucking thing on my shitty yt account per week (or trying to)
3000 and I'll start working on my fucking book ideas and shit
3500 and I'll start fuckin pestering my mom and dad to help me fucking publish my writing shit
4500 and I'll see about make a fucking website for swearification shit, and another for my writing shit.
I think that shits it. Gl motherfuckers ig??? Idfk know anymore but it is wayy too fucking late right now.
I'm promising this shit on my fucking pirate hat tho, so do whatever the fuck yall want with that shit
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Wobblegong
Me opening my grade book: Grades?
Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,
Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)
[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]
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He’s never gotten this much attention in his life.
heres my collection of cross being a pathetic loserboy
(a lot of these posts arent avaliable anymore so my finding them is mostly bc ive been looking through other blogs + also theres a file limit so these arent all of em)
HES TRANS I SAID SO BTW VVVVVVV
ok back to him being a loser who isnt loved by his dad
gang i think this is manipulation (yelling at a kid then comforting them isnt the makings of a good parent ngl.... lowk familiar to me....)
cross when he sleeps outside at the age of 6
WHO THREATENS THEIR CHILD LIKE THAT (xgaster does thats who)
pov xgaster is about to beat his children but someone shows up leaving his children alive for another day (crazy how we ignore the LITERAL, HEAVILY IMPLIED ABUSE)
he cries so much for someone people make into a dominant grr alpha male. this is literally a crybaby. like an actual crybaby. nobody does anything with this information. he is the most pathetic stupid idiot boy ever and he needs to be tucked into bed and given a kiss on the forehead and a warm glass of milk
oh hey heres a comic about cross' deadname being called sans
it gets like so much worse btw
the way iwould never recover from my brother who ive been trying to revive for so long calling me a murderer. i mean the full comic has a joke ending because jakei hates me specifically but i didnt save it so. whoopsies. anyway
cross literally wants to be held idk how we dont see that
I HAVE MORE BUT THERES A FILE LIMIT!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??! so this is all u get for the time being soryz
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Exactly. While cross probably wouldn’t say stuff like that out loud, we know he’s thinking it. Cross is a dumbass soldier at his core and that’s it.
heres my collection of cross being a pathetic loserboy
(a lot of these posts arent avaliable anymore so my finding them is mostly bc ive been looking through other blogs + also theres a file limit so these arent all of em)
HES TRANS I SAID SO BTW VVVVVVV
ok back to him being a loser who isnt loved by his dad
gang i think this is manipulation (yelling at a kid then comforting them isnt the makings of a good parent ngl.... lowk familiar to me....)
cross when he sleeps outside at the age of 6
WHO THREATENS THEIR CHILD LIKE THAT (xgaster does thats who)
pov xgaster is about to beat his children but someone shows up leaving his children alive for another day (crazy how we ignore the LITERAL, HEAVILY IMPLIED ABUSE)
he cries so much for someone people make into a dominant grr alpha male. this is literally a crybaby. like an actual crybaby. nobody does anything with this information. he is the most pathetic stupid idiot boy ever and he needs to be tucked into bed and given a kiss on the forehead and a warm glass of milk
oh hey heres a comic about cross' deadname being called sans
it gets like so much worse btw
the way iwould never recover from my brother who ive been trying to revive for so long calling me a murderer. i mean the full comic has a joke ending because jakei hates me specifically but i didnt save it so. whoopsies. anyway
cross literally wants to be held idk how we dont see that
I HAVE MORE BUT THERES A FILE LIMIT!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??! so this is all u get for the time being soryz
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AUTISTIC PERSON’S GUIDE TO WRITING RIGHT HERE THANK YOU
How to show emotions
Part IV
How to show bitterness
tightness around their eyes
pinched mouth
sour expression on their face
crossed arms
snorting angrily
turning their eyes upward
shaking their head
How to show hysteria
fast breathing
chest heaving
trembling of their hands
weak knees, giving in
tears flowing down their face uncontrollably
laughing while crying
not being able to stand still
How to show awe
tension leaving their body
shoulders dropping
standing still
opening mouth
slack jaw
not being able to speak correctly
slowed down breathing
wide eyes open
softening their gaze
staring unabashingly
How to show shame
vacant stare
looking down
turning their head away
cannot look at another person
putting their head into their hands
shaking their head
How to show being flustered
blushing
looking down
nervous smile
sharp intake of breath
quickening of breath
blinking rapidly
breaking eye contact
trying to busy their hands
playing with their hair
fidgeting with their fingers
opening mouth without speaking
Part I + Part II + Part III
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Lust is the king of consent, and I will die on this hill fighting haters. I am armed with knowledge and I will beat you all with a lore book.
Reblog if you agree
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No shame
No fucking shame
He’s an amazing person doing his best in his situation and all you haters can suck my nonexistent cock.
Reblog if you agree
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Cross is extremely mentally unstable, I think we can see that.
Not to mention, not enough people seem to cover the other half of his personality that’s the main focus of season 1 of underverse.
Cross… isn’t the brightest.
His main goal of season 1 was to combine bits and pieces of code to make his au again. Sounds okay in theory, to the average person, but here’s the issue.
It was never going to work.
We have data from underfell and underswap. Let’s call these two pieces of code “Shooter” and “cozy”.
Now, programmers would know that code is a finicky thing. It’s very sensitive and the slightest thing wrong can break everything. And if the code isn’t efficient enough, it could cause the entire game to slow down and have bad performance, as people saw with the infamous case of yandere simulator’s code.
You can’t really copy and paste code unless it’s for a very specific thing.
What cross tried to do was combine codes “Shooter” and “cozy” to make “home.”
It’s like putting two pieces from different puzzles together. He put dating simulator code into a metroidvania game. It was never going to work. Cross didn’t even have the overwrite button to change the code to fit his standards like a programmer could change their code to eliminate bugs.
The plan was a failure from the start.
People always give cross a clever, battle strategist mind, making him a battle commander and having him make plans for fights.
Cross could never do that.
Cross, fundamentally, is a soldier. He never was programmed to be a strategist, to be a great mind. He’s build for fighting, and that’s it. Just fighting. He can tank hits just fine and dish them back, but he can’t find a clever way to incapacitate the enemy other than brute force.
heres my collection of cross being a pathetic loserboy
(a lot of these posts arent avaliable anymore so my finding them is mostly bc ive been looking through other blogs + also theres a file limit so these arent all of em)
HES TRANS I SAID SO BTW VVVVVVV
ok back to him being a loser who isnt loved by his dad
gang i think this is manipulation (yelling at a kid then comforting them isnt the makings of a good parent ngl.... lowk familiar to me....)
cross when he sleeps outside at the age of 6
WHO THREATENS THEIR CHILD LIKE THAT (xgaster does thats who)
pov xgaster is about to beat his children but someone shows up leaving his children alive for another day (crazy how we ignore the LITERAL, HEAVILY IMPLIED ABUSE)
he cries so much for someone people make into a dominant grr alpha male. this is literally a crybaby. like an actual crybaby. nobody does anything with this information. he is the most pathetic stupid idiot boy ever and he needs to be tucked into bed and given a kiss on the forehead and a warm glass of milk
oh hey heres a comic about cross' deadname being called sans
it gets like so much worse btw
the way iwould never recover from my brother who ive been trying to revive for so long calling me a murderer. i mean the full comic has a joke ending because jakei hates me specifically but i didnt save it so. whoopsies. anyway
cross literally wants to be held idk how we dont see that
I HAVE MORE BUT THERES A FILE LIMIT!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??! so this is all u get for the time being soryz
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