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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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imogen temult + reductress headlines
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“Dee, did you have any run-ins with anybody who might have put a curse on you?”
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA S16.03 The Gang Gets Cursed
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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a dimension 20 themed um actually episode where they have all the intrepid heroes on and they have to answer trivia questions about their own campaigns. brennan is trapped in a soundproofed glass box to the side banging on the walls desperately trying to answer questions but is not allowed to participate
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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I've got no word this time guys, no words. Fuckin chocolate guy.
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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Oklahoma School for the Deaf has opened up FREE ASL COURSES for the Fall season this new school year and anybody can join. The courses close on December 31st of this year (2023) so if you've been thinking about learning ASL here is your opportunity to get professional lessons for FREE
If you're interested, here's the link: https://courses.osd.k12.ok.us/collections
This is a GOLDMINE for information because not only do you get free video lessons by professionals that you can do at your own pace, but there's also graded quizzes as well as resources to educate you on the history of Deaf culture as well as sub-communities within, with links to loads of different websites to read up on Deaf-related topics.
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist
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NCUTI GATWA AND EMMA MACKEY Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
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Chris Pine goes shirtless under gold silk robe as he films a scene on a vespa for ‘Poolman’ in Downtown Los Angeles.
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AFTER YANG (2021) dir. Kogonada
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henry-crabgrass · 9 months
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you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza
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The honey possum, also called a noolbenger, is the only flightless animal that feeds exclusively on nectar and pollen. As such it’s an important pollinator in the grasslands of southern Australia. Grassland Films
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