i don't know how to use a shotgun can you demonstrate how it works by shooting me in the head
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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The hanged man.
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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fixed it‼️
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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
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last one i promise i promise dont unfollow me no more i promise im done now i swear to you
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white boy SHOCKS chinese restaurant owner with LVL 57 DARK LIGHTNING SPELL
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you and me
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My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb
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A requiem from thou to thee
To herd two birds with one Chainsaw Man.
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i need to smash someones skull in with a brick
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