He could hit me with his car going 115mph and I’d still get my ass up and thank him
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Danny Devito is lowkey a girlboss
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Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.
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I’m literally a jacked muscular superhero who gets all the bitches
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I may be autistic, depressed, and have a chaotic attachment style but bbg i can be funny as hell about it
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