If I only could

I'd make a deal with Todd

And get him to fix his damn games

Be clipping through the wall

Be falling through the floor

Be breaking my immersion

Honestly, society has lost something big when they started putting ads on “Never Gonna Give You Up”. It used to be you clicked a link, and you heard that synth music and you just groaned. Nowadays, you see a link, go, “that might be Rick Astley”, then you click it, Youtube plays an ad for dog food and you see below that is indeed Rick Astley. You go, “ah, yes, that was indeed a link to that music video. Do I feel like watching the video today or not? Probably  not, but I have the entire ad time to decide”. It’s essentially a global “do you really want to get Rickrolled?” filter.

This is really one of the best and most important reasons for using an adblocker: So you can get the proper rickroll experience. Here are some good ones for your platform.

look at this

IT WONT LET ME CALL HIM TODD HOWARD

i rename my games

Morax

do you see this shit my liege?

remember in skyrim how you were hired to exterminate some rats in a brewery only to find that they were all originating from a cave deep underground and being controlled by some gollum lifestyle living guy creating a rat army to attack the nearest city as his first stop in his plans for rat fueled destruction and then you just never mention that to anyone ever

What are your pronouns

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Intel Core i5-10400F CPU

16.0 GB RAM

He’s Johnny Bravo

Who loves sailor moon? 🙋🏼‍♀️

why do people think its weird that they censored tony the tiger like hes the most believable thing on that list. have you seen how people talk about him? he has the fattest cock in the world

Thoma is living the best life

“Used to go with a gal from Malden. And to head off the next natural question: No, she wasn’t a toaster.“ continue with Nick Valentine gen 3

Kamisato Ayaka: Camellia in Winter Snow

“Master your blade, and seize victory in a single motion, too perfect to be parried.“ …These were the words of my mother. I have long desired to learn the bladework of another land. If I may, I would like to spar with you.