OH BOY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS??? THERES ONLY 315 DAYS UNTIL THE 3RD SONIC MOVIE RELEASES!!!
based on this loading screen in a hat in time
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yoooo phoenix wright cookie
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Waddle Dee headcannons / theories but they progressively get worse
Waddle Dees migrate south every winter
Waddle Dees like eating bugs and Bandana Waddle Dee’s favorite bug to eat is the caterpillar
If Kirby is made out of positive energy
And Dark Matter is made out of negative energy
Then Waddle Dees are made of neutral energy
That means if you give Void neutral energy, it will turn into a Waddle Dee
But what if neutral energy is stronger than both positive and negative energy?
That means if you give Void all three energy, it will turn into a Waddle Dee because neutral energy overpowers both of them!
That’s why Dark Matter always goes to King Dedede’s castle!!!
Because if King Dedede was able to harness the powers of neutral energy, Dark Matter wouldn’t stand a chance
That also means Bandana Dee is secretly the most overpowered in the group.
We should be thankful that the Waddle Dees haven’t collectively agreed to change us all into Waddle Dees
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf
a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.
"so, what do you think happened here?"
"i'm not sure."
the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.
"but i have a theory."
smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--
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(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck
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The dislikes are from the planet’s inhabitants
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NYT article abt goncharov has comments like 'what is the purpose of this film's existence these kids are just lying' motherfucker how do you think our ancestors survived. how do you think folklore formed. culture. music. art. PURPOSE????? do you think everything must be commodified? sold? weighed to be valued? has the rot in your soul spread so far you cannot find value in anything not spoken in numbers??? it's FUN. THAT'S WHY. THE PURPOSE IS THE ACT, THE MESSAGE IS THE MEDIUM, THE SYMBOL IS THE STORY. it brings people joy for its mere existence and that IS the point. existence is its purpose alone
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