nah polly that last asker is lying. we are angels and we're gonna get ya
"Aww, Blue, why'd y'have t'eat it...?? Can't y'atleast tell me what it said..?"
"...mnnnuhuh."
Blue clamps their jaws shut tight, refusing to open them.
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Oh no, I promise we’re not angels! It can be hard to describe what we are, but we’re not testing you. We’re just curious… it’s been so long since we’re had anyone to talk to.
"I-I mean-- y'said somethin' about the surface, n' talk like you're old... Or you've been here for a while, but how come we've never seen you-? Or- the others never mentioned you-? Did you just fall down, too...?"
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APOLLYON NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT WE'RE NOT FROM HEAVEN WE'RE FROM LIKE THE SURFACE OR WHATEVER COMPARITIVELY TO YALL PLEASE CALM DOWN
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This machine.
It happens to be not what you think.
It connects you to the far beyond.
...
Let's hope you don't waste your coins on random people screaming "AMOGUS".
"HUEUHH-- MM- maybe you're right... iimean- what kind of angel uses a fortune machine t'talk to people-- but- what if that's part of the test-?? Oouuuhh....."
"...mogus"
Apollyon seems thoroughly distressed and is talking themselves in worried circles. Blue is periodically mumbling variations of "amogus" to themselves. Great job, everyone.
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INBOX STATUS: OPEN
WELCOME TO MY FUNNYDUNGEON!
this is a binding of isaac ask blog, currently for apollyon and blue baby!! all content warnings for tboi apply, obvs- this blog also contains a general theme of angels & heaven, so if that squicks you out it probably isn't for you!
more characters may appear as i see fit <3 i don't have many rules when it comes to how i like people to interact, so please be respectful of the ones i do have!!
absolutely NO nsfw. why would you ask anything remotely nsfw??? the blog is run by a minor and the characters are 5 years old don't be a freak
less of a hard no and more of a personal discomfort, but i would appreciate no asks regarding shipping please!! at least anything between the sacs- i might consider things regarding the monsters/bosses, but that isn't really the focus of this blog ^•^;;
interactions and magical anons are welcome, but keep it reasonable, please!!! (ie you can give the characters items if you think itd be funny, but don't suddenly turn them into another character or smth). im just one guy and this is my first time doing something like this on my own
at the moment, there is no set schedule to this blog! maybe when summer rolls around i can be a little more consistent with answers, but at the moment im trying to keep up with school & a very finicky motivation so it may take me a little while to answer things!! do be patient with me- i reserve the right to ignore any asks that make me uncomfortable!!
ask as frequently as you like, as long as you're not spamming!! please don't repeatedly ask the same questions, especially if they've already been answered, as i probably wont answer it again!!
the tags are as follows: #divine words for any announcements, #chatter from outside for general non-answer so-and-such, #the plot thickens for significant story beats, and #call and response for answers!
that's everything worth noting!! now that you've read, feel free to pester the angels with all your most burning inquiries!!! it's not like they can ignore you :-)c
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