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i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck
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A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.
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my stupid little hometown when my fruity ass moves back for thhe summer
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Made this and queued it on my last account. So glad I didn't lose it.
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ever since I learned about identifying people based on dental records I knew I would never be able to commit a biting related crime bc I have a distinctive bite pattern but then a few years ago I let the stupid government fingerprint me so now I can’t commit any crimes
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me ur being mean to me online this is who ur being mean to
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POV: your most liked FB Post is a meme about Gastornis
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this game has it out for me it literally just jumpscared me.
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Me, trying to catch the haiku bot be like *counts using my fingers*
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More brain dough content!
now: nuclear pasta!
I love the creativity of those silly scientists - Quantum foam [termed by John A. Wheeler some decades ago] was just the beginning! Now come all sorts of nuclear pasta - nuclear gnocchi, spaghetti, waffles, lasagna... etc... Who said physics is not [f/y]ummy? [funny and/or yummy]
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mmm so full and sleepy time to brush my teeth and lay in bed
phone on my bedside table: Doctors Reveal Secret Kept From Society For Years: YouTube Videos Are Stronger Than Melatonin
alarm going off in 4 hours: i love you so much i can't wait to see you i am going to sing my special song for you
guy on grindr that i ghosted 5 months ago: merry christmas 🎄 is dirty boy pig ready fuor papas sucking
cat outside my door:
rats scurrying around the decaying corpses of the inside out characters in my head: squeak squeek squeak squeak swueak squeak
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There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
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i’m fucking crying y’all
#haiku bot fan club#haiku bot#haikubot#haiku#poet#poem#poetry#horse#miraculous ladybug#tumblr nonsense
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