Me: What time does the bus come?
Bus company: it’s a surprise :)
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when u fake broke cuz u gotta save
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Most to Least Likely to be Able to Deal with Heartbreak
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as a white person i apologize
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butterflies sucking fresh blood from a sock
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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, MAZ IS BACK
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if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
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i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
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Oh Hai, it’s been ages since I’ve posted anything about me, so last night I went to an open mic and shat myself, but had an awesome night and I want to get back into the gigging on weekends routine. This is the start!
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goodbye friends I am gone see u at Christmas I’ll miss u xoxoxooxooxo
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sentientlifeform it's eBay ahah both those dresses are like £20 each #cheapbitch
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"this is a war, a battle. and some of the casualties may be your hearts and souls" - John Keating
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2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
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“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
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